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Thread ID: 81514	2007-07-30 01:30:00	Monday Laughs: Work and Income.......	Billy T (70)	PC World Chat

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574081	2007-07-30 01:30:00	Proper Pay A man owned a small farm in Southland. The Inspectors' Division of the Labour Department claimed he was not paying proper wages to his employees and sent an agent out to interview him. "I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them," demanded the Inspector. "Well," replied the Farmer, "There's my farm hand who's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $600 a week plus free room and board. The cook has been here for 18 months, and I pay her $500 per week plus free room and board. "Then there's the half-wit who works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here. He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board and I buy him a bottle of whiskey every Saturday night." "That's the guy I want to talk to, the half-wit," says the Inspector. "That would be me," replied the farmer. ******************************** A Mongrel Mob member walks into the Wanganui WINZ office, stomps straight to the counter and says, "Hey bro, I hate living on the dole eh. I wanna find a job." The fella behind the counter replied, "Your timing is amazing. We have just got a job from a very wealthy man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard/chaperone for his sex-mad daughter. You will have to drive around in a big black Mercedes, but the suits, shirts, and ties are provided. Because there are long hours in this job, meals will be provided and free accommodation is also supplied in a private serviced apartment attached to their home. You will also be required to escort the young lady on her overseas holidays. The salary package is $200,000 a year." The Mob member picks his jaw up off the floor and says "You're bull****ting me bro!" The man behind the counter looks at him and replies, "Well, .... you started it..." Cheers Billy 8-{) :)	Billy T (70)
574082	2007-07-30 01:51:00	jflores.com My contribution to funny mundy :)	Lovelee (6586)
574083	2007-07-30 09:15:00	The Hotel Bill Next time you think your hotel bill is too high...you might want to use this logic! A husband and wife are travelling by car from Key West to Boston. After almost twenty-four hours on the road, they're too tired to continue, and they decide to stop for a rest. They stop at a nice hotel and take a room, but they only plan to sleep for four hours and then get back on the road. When they check out four hours later, the desk clerk hands them a bill for $350. The man explodes and demands to know why the charge is so high. He tells the clerk although it's a nice hotel; the rooms certainly aren't worth $350. When the clerk tells him $350 is the standard rate, the man insists on speaking to the Manager. The Manager appears, listens to the man, and then explains that the hotel has an Olympic- sized pool and a huge conference centre that were available for the husband and wife to use. "But we didn't use them," the man complains. "Well, they are here, and you could have," explains the Manager. He goes on to explain they could have taken in one of the shows for which the hotel is famous. "The best entertainers from New York, Hollywood and Las Vegas perform here," the Manager says. "But we didn't go to any of those shows," complains the man again. "Well, we have them, and you could have," the Manager replies. No matter what facility the Manager mentions, the man replies, "But we didn't use it!" The Manager is unmoved, and eventually the man gives up and agrees to pay. He writes a cheque and gives it to the Manager. The Manager is surprised when he looks at the cheque. "But sir," he says, "this cheque is only made out for $100." "That's right," says the man. "I charged you $250 for sleeping with my wife." "But I didn't!" exclaims the Manager. "Well," the man replies, "she was here, and you could have.”	KenESmith (6287)
574084	2007-07-31 10:59:00	jflores.com My contribution to funny mundy :) LOL x 3.	BobM (1138)
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