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| Thread ID: 81929 | 2007-08-11 04:27:00 | It's Friday Here | SurferJoe46 (51) | PC World Chat |
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| 579429 | 2007-08-11 04:27:00 | A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course . One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course . He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer . His friend says: “Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen . You truly are a kind man . ” The man then replies: “Yeah, well we were married 35 years . ” ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A motorist driving by a ranch hit and killed a calf that was crossing the road . The driver went to the owner of the calf and explained what had happened . He then asked what the animal was worth . “Oh, about $200 today,” said the rancher . “But in six years it would have been worth $900 . So $900 is what I’m out . ” The motorist sat down and wrote out a check and handed it to the farmer . “Here,” he said, “is the check for $900 . It’s postdated six years from now . ” ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A man suffered a serious heart attack and had emergency heart surgery . He wakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at a Catholic hospital As he was recovering, a nun asked him questions regarding how he would like to pay for his treatment . She asked if he had health insurance . He replied, in a raspy voice, “No health insurance . ” The nun asked if he had money in the bank . He replied, “No money in the bank . ” The nun asked, “Do you have a relative who could help you?” He said, “I only have a spinster sister, who is a nun . ” The nun became understandably annoyed and replied loudly, “Nuns are not spinsters! Nuns are married to God . ” The heart attack patient replied, “Send the bill to my brother in law . |
SurferJoe46 (51) | ||
| 579430 | 2007-08-11 04:36:00 | he he, I like the golf one. | rob_on_guitar (4196) | ||
| 579431 | 2007-08-11 06:11:00 | A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course . One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course . He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer . His friend says: “Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen . You truly are a kind man . ” The man then replies: “Yeah, well we were married 35 years . ” :lol: classic crack-up:D Thanks for the post SJ:thumbs: |
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| 579432 | 2007-08-11 06:12:00 | yw | SurferJoe46 (51) | ||
| 579433 | 2007-08-11 07:17:00 | FEELING YOUR AGE Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement centre were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turned to the other and said, "Stan, I'm 75 years old now and I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you're about my age. How do you feel?" Stan said, "Heck, I feel just like a newborn baby." "Really? Like a baby?" "Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants." |
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| 579434 | 2007-08-11 10:42:00 | Quote: "Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining." - Jef Raskin. (winmacguy will know who this is...) | johcar (6283) | ||
| 579435 | 2007-08-11 10:59:00 | For all of us who aren't winmacguy- Jef Raskin started the Macintosh Computer for Apple. | beeswax34 (63) | ||
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