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| Thread ID: 82215 | 2007-08-19 21:45:00 | George Carlin's Solution | SurferJoe46 (51) | PC World Chat |
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| 582836 | 2007-08-19 21:45:00 | George Carlin's Solution to Save Gasoline Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we use . The best way to stop using so much gas is to deport our 29 million illegal immigrants! That would be 29 million less people using our gas . The price of gas would come down . Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the border . When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship him to Iraq . Tell him if he wants to come to America then he must serve a tour in the military . Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it . After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended this country . He will also be registered to be taxed and be a legal patriot . This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a solution for the troops in Iraq and the aliens trying to make a better life for themselves . If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway, without the canteen, rifle or ammo . Problem solved . <The proceeding was the personal opinion of George Carlin; his opinion likely does not concur with the opinion of the poster, this site or anyone else who has a better idea . Mr . Carlin's opinion lately are not in alignment with intelligence, political correctness or even good taste . Apologies are hereby sent to those who are insulted, maligned, or have their parentage questioned or brought to light . > |
SurferJoe46 (51) | ||
| 582837 | 2007-08-19 22:12:00 | Save more gas by sending the blue blood east coasters than the California gardeners. The US already has over 40,000 greencarders in the Forces. | PaulD (232) | ||
| 582838 | 2007-08-20 00:54:00 | And they will also have to be able to recite the Seven Words You Cannot Say On Television and explain Why There Is No Blue Food to attain full citizenship (George Carlin fans will understand this :) ) | johcar (6283) | ||
| 582839 | 2007-08-20 01:29:00 | Hehe he, man if our army got a decent pay packet people would probably stay in... | rob_on_guitar (4196) | ||
| 582840 | 2007-08-20 06:43:00 | I'd say. Army pay is ridiculous. $19000 starting or so? Say wha??? | beeswax34 (63) | ||
| 582841 | 2007-08-20 06:49:00 | the US already has over 40,000 greencarders in the Forces. It's because of all those damn adverts on the net. Whether they're actually legit, I don't know, but (not so common now) I used to get a greencard everyday or so. :lol: |
--Wolf-- (128) | ||
| 582842 | 2007-08-20 09:34:00 | The usual spam is from bottom feeding lawyers trying to con you that they can help you get a greencard. You get charged heaps for them to fill in the standard forms :) The greencarders in the US forces in Iraq are there because they will get full citizenship (if they survive). If you have money or influence you don't end up on the front line. |
PaulD (232) | ||
| 582843 | 2007-08-20 14:41:00 | Yeah...I guess it goes with RHP Rank Has Privileges. Soooo-o...I Prince Harry is gonna be 'way in the back line crocheting tea cozies and counting spoons too. (news.bbc.co.uk) |
SurferJoe46 (51) | ||
| 582844 | 2007-08-21 00:28:00 | George Carlin is one of the best comedians out there. Bill hicks was another. As for the illegal immigrants and the borders. Well thats a lost cause. Bush has already put plan to motion to have the borders (canada & mexico) removed and the amero currency introduced. Bush has also passed a law that if you speak out about the iraq war you can be imprisoned and your assets taken away from you. and the new world order marches on.... |
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