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| Thread ID: 82420 | 2007-08-26 20:30:00 | Monday Laughs: Supermarket humour.......and oddments | Billy T (70) | PC World Chat |
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| 584934 | 2007-08-29 01:54:00 | :p Fairy Tale: One day, long, long ago, there was this woman who surprisingly, did not whine, nag, and *****........ But this was a long time ago..... And it was just ONE day. The End :D :p :p And it IS a fairy tale. :thumbs: |
R2x1 (4628) | ||
| 584935 | 2007-08-29 03:20:00 | Printed, and pinned to wall for secretary to discover at her own leisure. Someone else with no care for his own safety!! :D |
johcar (6283) | ||
| 584936 | 2007-08-29 05:01:00 | I Loved the baby photograhers ones and the bikers one. Regards Digby |
Digby (677) | ||
| 584937 | 2007-08-29 21:37:00 | My wife got this from somewhere and emailed it to me. Do you think she is trying to tell me something? Getting Older Just before the funeral services, the undertaker came up to the very elderly widow and asked, "How old was your husband?" "98," she replied. "Two years older than me." "So you're 96," the undertaker commented. She responded, "Hardly worth going home, is it? __________________________________________________ ___ Reporters interviewing a 104-year-old woman: "And what do you think is the best thing about being 104?" the reporter asked. She simply replied, "No peer pressure." __________________________________________________ ___ The nice thing about being senile is you can hide your own Easter eggs. __________________________________________________ ___ I've sure gotten old! I've had two bypass surgeries, a hip replacement, new knees, Fought prostate cancer and diabetes. I'm half blind, can't hear anything quieter than a jet engine, take 40 different medications that make me dizzy, winded, and subject to blackouts. Have bouts with dementia. Have poor circulation; hardly feel my hands and feet anymore. Can't remember if I'm 85 or 92. Have lost all my friends But, thank God, I still have my driver's license. __________________________________________________ ___ I feel like my body has gotten totally out of shape, so I got my doctor's permission to join a fitness club and start exercising. I decided to take an aerobics class for seniors. I bent, twisted, gyrated, jumped up and down, and perspired for an hour. But, by the time I got my leotards on, the class was over. __________________________________________________ ___ An elderly woman decided to prepare her will and told her preacher she had two final requests. First, she wanted to be cremated, and second, she wanted her ashes scattered over K-Mart. "K-Mart?" the preacher exclaimed. "Why K-Mart?" "Then I'll be sure my daughters visit me twice a week " __________________________________________________ ___ My memory's not as sharp as it used to be. Also, my memory's not as sharp as it used to be. __________________________________________________ ___ Know how to prevent sagging? Just eat till the wrinkles fill out. __________________________________________________ ___ It's scary when you start making the same noises as your coffeemaker. __________________________________________________ ___ These days about half the stuff in my shopping cart says, "For fast relief." __________________________________________________ ___ Remember: You don't stop laughing because you grow old, You grow old because you stop laughing. __________________________________________________ ___ THE SENILITY PRAYER : Grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the good fortune to run into the ones I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference. __________________________________________________ ___ Now, I think you're supposed to share this with 5 or 6, maybe 10 others. Oh heck, give it to a bunch of your friends if you can remember who they are! |
John H (8) | ||
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