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Thread ID: 82791	2007-09-08 05:37:00	"Take My Wife..Please!"	SurferJoe46 (51)	PC World Chat

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589208	2007-09-08 05:37:00	With regards to a really funny comedian, now deceased . . . here's a list that my wife gave me to read . . . and I pass it on . . . . . ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Women will understand this and the men should memorize it! Every woman knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker or significant other! DANGEROUS: - What's for dinner? SAFER: - Can I help you with dinner? SAFEST: - Where would you like to go for dinner? ULTRA SAFE: - Here, have some wine . DANGEROUS: - Are you wearing that? SAFER: - Wow, you sure look good in brown! SAFEST: - WOW! Look at you! ULTRA SAFE: - Here, have some wine DANGEROUS: - What are you so worked up about? SAFER: - Could we be overreacting? SAFEST: - Here's my paycheck . ULTRA SAFE: - Here, have some wine . DANGEROUS: - Should you be eating that? SAFER: - You know, there are a lot of apples left . SAFEST: - Can I get you a piece of chocolate with that? ULTRA SAFE: - Here, have some wine . DANGEROUS: - What did you DO all day? SAFER: - I hope you didn't over-do it today . SAFEST: - I've always loved you in that robe! ULTRA SAFE: - Here, have some wine . 12 Things PMS Stands For: 1 . Pass My Shotgun 2 . Psychotic Mood Shift 3 . Perpetual Munching Spree 4 . Puffy Mid-Section 5 . People Make me Sick 6 . Provide Me with Sweets 7 . Pardon My Sobbing 8 . Pimples May Surface 9 . Pass My Sweat pants 10 . Pi$$y Mood Syndrome 11 . Pack My Stuff and her favorite one . . . 12 . Potential Murder Suspect And remember: Money talks . . . . but Chocolate SINGS	SurferJoe46 (51)
589209	2007-09-08 06:03:00	I always thought it was a good idea to marry an alcoholic, now I know why!	Shortcircuit (1666)
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