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Thread ID: 83332 2007-09-27 22:16:00 6 reasons not to mess with children. Misty (368) PC World Chat
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595812 2007-09-27 22:16:00 6 reasons not to mess with children .


(1)
A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while
they were drawing . She would occasionally walk around to see each
child's work .

As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what
the drawing was .

The girl replied, "I'm drawing God . "

The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like . "

Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl
replied, "They will in a minute . "

(2)
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales .

The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a
human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very
small .

The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale

Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a
human; it was physically impossible .

The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah"

The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"

The little girl replied,"Then you ask him " .

(3)

A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her
five and six year olds .

After explaining the commandment to "honour" thy Father and thy Mother,
she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our
brothers and sisters?"

Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered,
"Thou shall not kill . "

(4)

The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to
persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture .

"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up
and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a
doctor'

A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the
teacher, she's dead . "

(5)

A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood . Trying to
make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head,
the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the
face . "

"Yes," the class said .

"Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary
position the blood doesn't run into my feet?"

A little fellow shouted,"Cause your feet ain't empty . "


(6)

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary
school for lunch . At the head of the table was a large pile of apples .
The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:

"Take only ONE . God is watching . "

Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a
large pile of chocolate chip cookies .

A child had written a note, "Take all you want . God is watching the
apples . 		Misty (368)
595813 2007-09-27 23:13:00 Well done.
Have heard one or two of them before, but it was great to hear them again.
Cheers! 		Bozo (8540)
595814 2007-09-28 05:46:00 (4)

The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to
persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture .

"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up
and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a
doctor'

A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the
teacher, she's dead . "



Seen those before but that one always cracks me up . I should have known better than to have a mouth full of drink when I read it though . :p 		FoxyMX (5)
595815 2007-09-28 06:20:00 Out of the mouths of babes:

My grandad, (jimmy dublin)
he quietly slipped away
he stopped his awful struggle
to live another day.
The only thing that made me cry
its very strange I don't know why
his heart was still, his eyes were closed.
but his wristwatch still kept ticking.

Osh McAuley aged 9 and a half, Sept 26, 2007 		zqwerty (97)
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