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Thread ID: 83481	2007-10-03 18:03:00	Thursday Humour	sarel (2490)	PC World Chat

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597652	2007-10-03 18:03:00	COOL THINGS ABOUT BEING A MAN Yes, it's good to be a man...... 1. Your ass is never a factor in a job interview. 2. Your orgasms are real. Always. 3. Your last name stays put. 4. The garage is all yours. 5. Wedding plans take care of themselves. 6. You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid. 7. Car mechanics tell you the truth. 8. You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut. 9. Hot wax never comes near your pubic area. 10. Same work .. more pay. 1 1. Wrinkles-add character. 1 2. You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments. 1 3. Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100. 1 4. If you retain water, it's in a canteen. 1 5. People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them. 1 6. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. 1 7. One mood, ALL the damn time. 1 8. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds. 1 9. A five-day vacation requires only 1 suitcase. 20. You can open all your own jars. 2 1. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. 2 2. Your underwear is $10 for a three-pack. 2 3. If you are 34 and single, nobody notices. 2 4. You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger's seat. 2 5. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. 2 6. You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever thinking "He must be mad at me." 2 7. No maxi-pads. 2 8. If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends. 2 9. You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors. 30. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. 3 1. You are unable to see wrinkles in clothes. 3 2. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. 3 3. Your belly usually hides your big hips. 3 4. One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons. 3 5. You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife. 3 6. Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 relatives, on December 24th, in minutes. 3 7. The world is your urinal. TEN THINGS MEN KNOW FOR SURE ABOUT WOMEN. 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. They have breasts.	sarel (2490)
597653	2007-10-03 18:58:00	Nice one :D	wratterus (105)
597654	2007-10-03 21:02:00	Ahahaah nice . :thumbs: 30 . You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt . Hmmm so it's not just me then, its all women . (phew) ;)	never-u-mind (6500)
597655	2007-10-03 21:04:00	Top 10 WORST web addresses - 1. A site called 'Who Represents' where you can find the name of the agent that represents a celebrity. Their domain name… wait for it… is http://www.whorepresents.com 2. Experts Exchange, a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and views at http://www.expertsexchange.com 3. Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island at http://www.penisland.net 4. Need a therapist? Try Therapist Finder at http://www.therapistfinder.com 5. Then of course, there's the Italian Power Generator company… http://www.powergenitalia.com 6. And now, we have the Mole Station Native Nursery, based in New South Wales: http://www.molestationnursery.com 7. If you're looking for computer software, there's always http://www.ipanywhere.com 8. Welcome to the First Cumming Methodist Church. Their website is http://www.cummingfirst.com 9. Then, of course, there's these brainless art designers, and their whacky website: http://www.speedofart.com 10. Want to holiday in Lake Tahoe? Try their brochure website at http://www.gotahoe.com	Enigmur (10547)
597656	2007-10-03 22:12:00	TEN THINGS MEN KNOW FOR SURE ABOUT WOMEN. 1. 7pm weeknights is 'dont bother watching tv at this time' time 2. They cry 3. They nag 4. They nag 5. They cost alot 6. They nag 7. They nag 8. They nag 9. They nag 10. They have breasts. :lol: couldnt resist:p	rob_on_guitar (4196)
597657	2007-10-03 22:27:00	TEN THINGS MEN KNOW FOR SURE ABOUT WOMEN. 1. 7pm weeknights is 'dont bother watching tv at this time' time 2. They cry 3. They have breasts 4. They nag 5. They cost alot 6. They nag 7. They nag 8. They have breasts 9. They nag 10. They have breasts. :lol: couldnt resist:p :p	wratterus (105)
597658	2007-10-03 23:40:00	Ahahaah nice. :thumbs: 30. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Hmmm so it's not just me then, its all women. (phew) ;) Nope. Sorry. This is just generalisation rubbish. All Men can fix cars right? No. I know which way to turn a nut. I can even find the right tool to use depending what sort of nut it is. I own 3 pair of shoes. One pair I have owned for 27 years. None of them have heels. I rarely wear makeup. I do not believe smearing grease on your face prevents wrinkles. I didn't have a wedding dress. The wedding took 10 minutes in the registry office and then we went to a pub after. The garage contains my car. He gets the carport. My underwear was $15 for a 6 pack. Car mechanics tell me the truth or I take my business elsewhere. One of my best friends - a man - talks for hours on the phone. Husband always knows its him because I get comfy, make tea, get my smokes and settle down to say, uhuh, yeah, right, no, is it, every 10 or 15 minutes for the rest of the evening. He probably owns more shoes than me too.	pctek (84)
597659	2007-10-04 00:33:00	One of my best friends - a man - talks for hours on the phone. Husband always knows its him because I get comfy, make tea, get my smokes and settle down to say, uhuh, yeah, right, no, is it, every 10 or 15 minutes for the rest of the evening. He probably owns more shoes than me too. Hmm... gay men are a bit like that. Is that how come you didn't marry him? :xmouth: :p	FoxyMX (5)
597660	2007-10-04 01:22:00	Ummm a probably better not say anything here as i always have to carry a bottle with a screwtop lid with me whenever i do any Mechanical work so i know what way things unscrew Anyway here is my laugh of the day, those incredibly politically correct and subtle english people before a soccer match in Germany, singing a traditional english folksong in appreciation of their German hosts (www.youtube.com)	Morgenmuffel (187)
597661	2007-10-04 01:27:00	You have probably already seen this, but it is fitting for this thread. First we stat that girls cost time and money. Girls = Time X Money We all know that time is money Time = Money Therefore: Girls = Money X Money = (Money)2 Since money is the root of all evil: Money = Math.Sqrt(Evil) Therefore: Girls = (Math.Sqrt(Evil))2 So we must conclude that: Girls = Evil	Bozo (8540)
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