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Thread ID: 83409 2007-10-01 01:28:00 Don't Ya Just Hate These Things? SurferJoe46 (51) PC World Chat
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596597 2007-10-01 01:28:00 Got a c/p for youse guys tonight..well....it's tonight here anyway in SoCal.....


* "Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel."

* "No matter what your topcoat is made of, this miracle spray will make it really repellent."

* "Free Yorkshire Terrier. 8 years old. Hateful little dog."

* "German Shepherd 85 lbs. Neutered. Speaks German. Frie."

* "Free ducks. You catch."

* "1 man, 7 woman hot tub -- $850/offer"

* "Snow blower for sale...only used on snowy days."

* "2 wire mesh chicken butchering gloves: 1 5-finger, 1 3-finger, pair: $15"

* "H2 & H3 Hummers - largest selection ever. 'If it's in stock, we have it!'"

* "Georgia peaches, California grown - 89 cents lb."

* "Tired of working for only $9.75 per hour? We offer profit sharing and flexible hours. Starting pay: $7 - $9 per hour."

* "Get rid of aunts: Zap does the job in 24 hours."

* "Wanted. Hunting rifle, suitable for teenagers."

* "Wanted: Part-time married girls for soda fountain in sandwich shop."

* "A superb and inexpensive restaurant. Fine food expertly served by waitresses in appetizing forms."

* "Dinner Special -- Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children $2.00."

* "His and hers bicycles, $25 each or both for $55."

* "For sale: an antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers."

* "Wanted: 50 girls for stripping machine operators in factory."

* "We'll move you worldwide throughout the country."

* "We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand."

* "Tattoos; while you wait."

* "Tired of cleaning yourself? Let me do it."

* "Dog for sale: eats anything; fond of children."

* "Sheer stockings. Designed for fancy dress, but so serviceable that lots of women wear nothing else."

* "Stock up and save. Limit: one."

* "For Rent: 6-room hated apartment."

* "Wanted to buy: fishing net, must have no holes."

* "TO LET: 4 bedroom house close to town. No poets."

* "Man, honest. Will take anything."

* "Used Cars: Why go elsewhere to be cheated? Come here first!"

* "Wanted. Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink."

* "3-year-old teacher need for pre-school. Experience preferred."

* "Our bikinis are exciting. They are simply the tops."

* "Auto Repair Service. Free pick-up and delivery. Try us once, you'll never go anywhere again."

* "Illiterate? Write today for free help."

* "Girl wanted to assist magician in cutting-off-head illusion. Blue Cross and salary."

* "Mixing bowl set designed to please a cook with round bottom for efficient beating."

* "Semi-Annual after-Christmas Sale."

* "And now, the Superstore--unequaled in size, unmatched in variety, unrivaled inconvenience."

Sorry...I mean it! :D These were supposed to be real ads in a local paper. 		SurferJoe46 (51)
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