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| Thread ID: 83719 | 2007-10-10 18:41:00 | Thursday Morning Larfs... | england_rugbyworldchamps (10629) | PC World Chat |
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| 600340 | 2007-10-10 18:41:00 | Just thought these may help to get over the blues of the All Blacks early exit from the world cup (especially for you Gerg as you have been rather quiet on the the subject of late) - Whats the difference between the ABs and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer . - Ya's hear about the new All Black bra? Great support and no cup . - Whats the difference between an all black and an arsonist??? an arsonist wouldn't waste five matches - What do you call 15 blokes sitting watching the world cup semi-final . . . . . the All Blacks - Whats the difference between viagra and graeme henry, viagra will give you a semi!!! - Why do the All Blacks always have two to a hotel room when they're on tour? So one can perform the Heimlich Manoeuvre when the other one chokes |
england_rugbyworldchamps (10629) | ||
| 600341 | 2007-10-10 19:58:00 | When Insults Had Class ... "He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire." Winston Churchill "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." Clarence Darrow "He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary." William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway) "I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it. Groucho Marx "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." Mark Twain "He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends." Oscar Wilde "I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend ... if you have one." George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill Followed by Churchill's response: "Cannot possibly attend first night. Will attend second, if there is one." Winston Churchill "I feel so miserable without you; it's almost like having you here." Stephen Bishop "He is a self-made man and worships his creator." John Bright "I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial." Irvin S Cobb "He is not only dull himself; he is the cause of dullness in others." Samuel Johnson "He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up." Paul Keating "He had delusions of adequacy." Walter Kerr "His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork." Mae West "Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go." Oscar Wilde Lady Astor once remarked to Winston Churchill at a Dinner Party, "Winston, if you were my husband, I would poison your coffee!" Winston replied, "Madam if I were your husband, I would drink it!" |
sarel (2490) | ||
| 600342 | 2007-10-10 23:02:00 | england_rugbyworldchamps... there's a word that describes you, and only you, and it rhymes with crosser. So go away and do what you do best. You're a pom afterall ***! |
Greg (193) | ||
| 600343 | 2007-10-10 23:06:00 | england_rugbyworldchamps... there's a word that describes you, and only you, and it rhymes with crosser. So go away and do what you do best. You're a pom afterall ***! Someone been twisting your nipples Greg? :rolleyes: |
bob_doe_nz (92) | ||
| 600344 | 2007-10-10 23:27:00 | Just thought these may help to get over the blues of the All Blacks early exit from the world cup (especially for you Gerg as you have been rather quiet on the the subject of late) - Whats the difference between the ABs and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer . - Ya's hear about the new All Black bra? Great support and no cup . - Whats the difference between an all black and an arsonist??? an arsonist wouldn't waste five matches - What do you call 15 blokes sitting watching the world cup semi-final . . . . . the All Blacks - Whats the difference between viagra and graeme henry, viagra will give you a semi!!! - Why do the All Blacks always have two to a hotel room when they're on tour? So one can perform the Heimlich Manoeuvre when the other one chokes Wow, another original post by non egotistical English person! |
SolMiester (139) | ||
| 600345 | 2007-10-11 00:02:00 | Sarel, yours were worth reading!! The other one I heard about Churchill was where he was taken to task by Lady Astor (I think) for being drunk in the House of representatives He replied... "...and you Madam are ugly!! However, when I wake up in the morning, I will be sober" He would have made a good internet poster. don't you think?? Ken |
kenj (9738) | ||
| 600346 | 2007-10-11 00:10:00 | england_rugbyworldchamps... there's a word that describes you, and only you, and it rhymes with crosser. So go away and do what you do best. You're a pom afterall ***! I think you were after the word "tosser" |
roddy_boy (4115) | ||
| 600347 | 2007-10-11 03:31:00 | england_rugbyworldchamps... there's a word that describes you, and only you, and it rhymes with crosser. So go away and do what you do best. You're a pom afterall ***! oh dear. wrong side of bed this morning it seems. So to cheer you up here's another good larf for you... All blacks 18 - France 20. |
england_rugbyworldchamps (10629) | ||
| 600348 | 2007-10-11 03:35:00 | ps took your flag off your car yet ? :stare: | england_rugbyworldchamps (10629) | ||
| 600349 | 2007-10-11 18:27:00 | Kenj Old Winston was a sharp one, I admit. There are a few of his quotes around - I'll try and find them. Mind you, Mae West wasn't bad either' sarel |
sarel (2490) | ||
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