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Thread ID: 83815	2007-10-14 18:06:00	Monday Laughs: Are you smarter than the average Pom?.......	Billy T (70)	PC World Chat

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601296	2007-10-15 18:46:00	Six-Word Stories Ernest Hemingway was once challenged to write a story in six words. See his story, plus ones that are funny and some funny and rude: boogaj.typepad.com sample: What means "pull up"? Oh God! "Luke, I am your father." "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" hot girl, hot guy, alcohol, divorce Europe. Drunk...passed out. Italian hospital.	Morpheus1 (186)
601297	2007-10-15 19:25:00	From a friend in England -- Have you heard about the trophy being awarded to the team winning the play off for seventh place in the world cup? – it’s called the Bledisloe Cup!! :groan:	smithie 38 (6684)
601298	2007-10-16 02:10:00	Billy was at school this morning and the teacher asked all the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came out, fireman, policeman, salesman, chippy, captain of industry etc, but Billy was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father. "My father is an exotic dancer in a gay club and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes if the offer is really good, he'll go out with a man, rent a cheap hotel room and let them sleep with him." The teacher quickly set the other children some work and took little Billy aside to ask him if that was really true. "No" said Billy, "He plays rugby for New Zealand but I was just too embarrassed to say."	SolMiester (139)
601299	2007-10-16 10:07:00	In a multichoice question that I had a few hours ago: What does WYSIWYG stand for? A: .... (right answer) B:.... (wrong answer) C: ....(wrong answer) D: When You Sit I Watch Your Groin :lol:	Renmoo (66)
601300	2007-10-16 17:10:00	Six-Word Stories Ernest Hemingway was once challenged to write a story in six words. See his story, plus ones that are funny and some funny and rude: boogaj.typepad.com sample: What means "pull up"? Oh God! "Luke, I am your father." "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" hot girl, hot guy, alcohol, divorce Europe. Drunk...passed out. Italian hospital. I always liked this one too: "Hold my beer and watch this!"	SurferJoe46 (51)
601301	2007-10-16 21:29:00	In a multichoice question that I had a few hours ago: What does WYSIWYG stand for? A: .... (right answer) B: .... (wrong answer) C: .... (wrong answer) D: When You Sit I Watch Your Groin :lol: LOL, are you serious?, wysiwyg used to be the graphical add-on for lotus 123 spreadsheets...man, thats going back.what you see is what you get!	SolMiester (139)
601302	2007-10-17 07:25:00	In a multichoice question that I had a few hours ago: What does WYSIWYG stand for? A: .... (right answer) B: .... (wrong answer) C: .... (wrong answer) D: When You Sit I Watch Your Groin :lol: Man I have to use that sometime. Legend!!! :D :D	wratterus (105)
601303	2007-10-17 08:23:00	We gave the West a burst, here's one for the East, with America in the middle: An American tourist goes on a trip to China . While in China he is very sexually promiscuous and does not use a condom in all the time that he's there . A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his organ covered with bright green and purple bumps . Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor . The doctor, never having seen anything like it, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days . The man returns in a couple of days and the doctor says: "I've got bad news for you . You've contracted Mongolian VD . It's very rare and almost unheard of here . We know very little about it" . The man looks a little perplexed and says: "Well, just give me a shot or something and fix me up, doc" . The doctor answers: "I'm sorry, there's no known cure . We're going to have to amputate your penis" . The man screams in horror, "Amputate!! Absolutely not! I want a second opinion" . The doctor replies: "Well, it's your choice . Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only choice" . The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease . The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: "Ah, yes, Mongolian VD . Vely lare disease" . The guy says to the doctor: "Yeah, yeah, I already know that, but what we can do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis!" The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: "Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate . Make more money that way . No need to opelate!" "Oh, Thank God!" the man replies . "Yes", says the Chinese doctor, "You no worry! Wait two weeks, fall off by itself! You save lotta money . " Cheers Billy 8-{) :D	Billy T (70)
601304	2007-10-18 00:54:00	Helen Clark was out jogging one morning along a walkway when she tripped, fell over the bridge railing and landed in the creek below. Before the NZ Special Protection Service could get to her, three kids who were fishing pulled her out of the water. She was so grateful she offered the kids whatever they wanted. The first kid said "I want to go to Disneyland". Helen said "No problem, I'll get you there on a NZ Air Force plane" The second kid said, "I want a new pair of Jonah LOMU Adidas Rugby boots." Helen said, "I'll get them for you and even get our Jonah sign them!" The third kid said, "I want a motorised wheelchair with a built in TV and stereo headset!" Helen was a little perplexed by this and said, "But you don't look like you're handicapped." The kid said, "I will be after my dad finds out I saved you from drowning."	Cicero (40)
601305	2007-10-18 01:18:00	Helen Clark was out jogging one morning along a walkway when she tripped, fell over the bridge railing and landed in the creek below. Before the NZ Special Protection Service could get to her, three kids who were fishing pulled her out of the water. She was so grateful she offered the kids whatever they wanted. The first kid said "I want to go to Disneyland". Helen said "No problem, I'll get you there on a NZ Air Force plane" The second kid said, "I want a new pair of Jonah LOMU Adidas Rugby boots." Helen said, "I'll get them for you and even get our Jonah sign them!" The third kid said, "I want a motorised wheelchair with a built in TV and stereo headset!" Helen was a little perplexed by this and said, "But you don't look like you're handicapped." The kid said, "I will be after my dad finds out I saved you from drowning." :p	qazwsxokmijn (102)
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