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Thread ID: 83815	2007-10-14 18:06:00	Monday Laughs: Are you smarter than the average Pom?.......	Billy T (70)	PC World Chat

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601286	2007-10-14 18:06:00	Hilarious quiz show answers: Test yourself . . . . . . . . . :) BEG, BORROW OR STEAL (BBC2) Jamie Theakston: Where do you think Cambridge University is? Contestant: Geography isn't my strong point . Theakston: There's a clue in the title . Contestant: Leicester . BBC NORFOLK Stewart White: Who had a worldwide hit with What A Wonderful World? Contestant: I don't know . White: I'll give you some clues: what do you call the part between your hand and your elbow? Contestant: Arm . White: Correct . And if you're not weak, you're . . . ? Contestant: Strong . White: Correct - and what was Lord Mountbatten's first name? Contestant: Louis . White: Well, there we are then . So who had a worldwide hit with the song What A Wonderful World? Contestant: Frank Sinatra? UNIVERSITY CHALLENGE (BBC2) Jeremy Paxman: What is another name for 'cherrypickers' and 'cheesemongers'? Contestant: Homosexuals . Paxman: No . They're regiments in the British Army who will be very upset with you . THE WEAKEST LINK (BBC2) Anne Robinson: Oscar Wilde, Adolf Hitler and Jeffrey Archer have all written books about their experiences in what: prison, or the Conservative Party? Contestant: The Conservative Party . THE WEAKEST LINK Anne Robinson: In traffic, what 'J' is where two roads meet? Contestant: Jool carriageway? UNIVERSITY CHALLENGE Bamber Gascoigne: What was Gandhi's first name? Contestant: Goosey? GWR FM ( Bristol ) Presenter: What happened in Dallas on November 22, 1963? Contestant: I don't know, I wasn't watching it then . RTE RADIO 2FM ( IRELAND ) Presenter: What is the name of the long- running TV comedy show about pensioners: Last Of The . . . ? Caller: Mohicans . ROCK FM ( PRESTON ) Presenter: Name a film starring Bob Hoskins that is also the name of a famous painting by Leonardo Da Vinci . Contestant: Who Framed Roger Rabbit? JAMES O'BRIEN SHOW (LBC) O'Brien: How many kings of England have been called Henry? Contestant: Er, well, I know there was a Henry the Eighth . . . er . . er . . . three? RICHARD ALLINSON SHOW (RADIO 2) Allinson: What international brand shares its name with the Greek goddess of victory? Contestant (after long deliberation): Erm, Kellogg's? DOG EAT DOG (BBC1) Ulrika Jonsson: Who wrote Lord of the Rings? Contestant: Enid Blyton PAUL WAPPAT (BBC RADIO NEWCASTLE ) Paul Wappat: How long did the Six-Day War between Egypt and Israel last? Contestant (after long pause): Fourteen days . NOTTS AND CROSSES QUIZ Jeff Owen: Where did the D-Day landings take place? Contestant (after pause): Pearl Harbor ? DARYL DENHAM'S DRIVETIME (VIRGIN RADIO) Daryl Denham: In which country would you spend shekels? Contestant: Holland ? Denham: Try the next letter of the alphabet . Contestant: Iceland ? Ireland ? Denham (helpfully): It's a bad line . Did you say Israel ? Contestant: No . PHIL WOOD SHOW (BBC GMR) Wood: What 'K' could be described as the Islamic Bible? Contestant: Er . . . Wood: It's got two syllables . . Kor . . . Contestant: Blimey? Wood: Ha ha ha ha, no . The past participle of run . . . Contestant: (Silence) Wood: OK, try it another way . Today I run, yesterday I . . . Contestant: Walked? NATIONAL LOTTERY Dale Winton: Skegness is a seaside resort on the coast of which sea: a)Irish Sea, b)English Channel, c)North Sea? Contestant: Oh, I know that, you can start writing out the cheque now, Dale . It's on the east coast, so it must be the Irish Sea . BREAKFAST SHOW, RADIO 1 Chris Moyles: Which 'S' is a kind of whale that can grow up to 80 tonnes? Contestant: Ummm . . . Moyles: It begins with 'S' and rhymes with 'perm' . Contestant: Shark . STEVE WRIGHT IN THE AFTERNOON (BBC RADIO 2) Wright: Johnny Weissmuller died on this day . Which jungle-swinging character clad only in a loincloth did he play? Contestant: Jesus . Cheers Billy 8-{) :confused:	Billy T (70)
601287	2007-10-14 18:40:00	"Who wants to be a WC rugby referee - TV series 2007" PRESENTER - Q: What is your understanding of the Offside, Hands in the ruck and Forward Pass rule? WAYNE BARNES - A: umm... I think it is..... oh bloommin 'eck - I dont know. PRESENTER - 'close enuff, you have just won a referee gig NZ vs France!'	sam m (517)
601288	2007-10-14 19:10:00	"Who wants to be a WC rugby referee - TV series 2007" PRESENTER - Q: What is your understanding of the Offside, Hands in the ruck and Forward Pass rule? WAYNE BARNES - A: umm... I think it is..... oh bloommin 'eck - I dont know. PRESENTER - 'close enuff, you have just won a referee gig NZ vs France!' :thumbs:	SolMiester (139)
601289	2007-10-14 21:05:00	Hilarious quiz show answers: Test yourself . . . . . . . . . :) Which goes to show the average human is as smart as slime mold .	pctek (84)
601290	2007-10-14 21:33:00	Nz commentator after All Blacks again lost to France," Whats the french word for deja vu"	Dally (6292)
601291	2007-10-14 22:03:00	No matter where in the world you go, if two poms meet up they'll form a queue.	Greg (193)
601292	2007-10-14 22:51:00	As a pom I don't get those B,what was wrong with answers?\ Another Pom,not quite up with kiwi I grant you........... A very confident James Bond walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a moment. The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?" "No," he replies, "Q has just given me this state-of-the-art watch. I was just testing it." The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?" Bond explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically." The lady says, "What's it telling you now?" "Well, it says you're not wearing any knickers...." The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken because I am wearing knickers!" Bond smirks, taps his watch and says, "Bloody thing's an hour fast."	Cicero (40)
601293	2007-10-14 23:15:00	True story, My sister in law went into a travel agent in Manchester. The person at the next desk was booking a holiday and said to the agent :I want to go to the antarctic. :Agent replied: Is that anywhere near Benidorm? PS if any Kiwis want to know where Manchester is go to their nearest haberdashers.	bonzo29 (2348)
601294	2007-10-15 08:20:00	A very confident James Bond walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a moment. The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?" "No," he replies, "Q has just given me this state-of-the-art watch. I was just testing it." The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?" Bond explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically." The lady says, "What's it telling you now?" "Well, it says you're not wearing any knickers...." The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken because I am wearing knickers!" Bond smirks, taps his watch and says, "Bloody thing's an hour fast." Thats good!! :lol: :lol: :thumbs:	wratterus (105)
601295	2007-10-15 08:43:00	Which goes to show the average human is as smart as slime mold. Mo: "I think he wet himself over that one..." Larry: "Didymo?"	Shortcircuit (1666)
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