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Thread ID: 83861	2007-10-15 18:25:00	A bit of sunday wit.	Cicero (40)	PC World Chat

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601832	2007-10-15 18:25:00	1 Oscar Wilde: "Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast." 2 Spike Milligan: "A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree." 3 Stephen Fry: "It is a cliche that most cliches are true, but then like most cliches, that cliche is untrue" 4 Jeremy Clarkson: "We all know that small cars are good for us. But so is cod liver oil. And jogging. I want to drive around in a Terminator, not the heroine in an EM Forster novel." 5 Sir Winston Churchill: "I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals." 6 Paul Merton: "My school days were the happiest of my life: which should give you some indication of the misery I've endured over the past twenty five years." 7 Noel Coward: "Wit ought to be a glorious treat like caviar. Never spread it about like marmalade." 8 William Shakespeare: "Being born is like being kidnapped. And then sold into slavery." 9 Brian Clough: "I wouldn't say I was the best manager in the business, but I was in the top one" 10 Liam Gallagher: "She can't even chew gum and walk in a straight line, let alone write a book." (on Victoria Beckham)	Cicero (40)
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