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| Thread ID: 84116 | 2007-10-24 23:39:00 | Dr. Kargo Wants To Talk To You.... | SurferJoe46 (51) | PC World Chat |
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| 605032 | 2007-10-24 23:39:00 | This must be real and I truly want all my friends in Upsidedown Land to get in on this too . This guy is a REAL DOCTOR fer cryin' out loud! Ya gotta believe someone who swears to "do no harm" . We can make MILLIONS of DOLLARS HERE . . . In $NZ or $US! :thumbs: Imagine . . . all the things you've ever wanted and all the luxury and frills that you thought you'd never have . . . . . Please hurry and get in line right behind me and my family . . . . Let's all send him a nice e-mail and let him know . . . . . ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ FROM: DR BUKAN KARGO . AFRICAN DEVLOPEMENT BANK BURKINA FASO (ADB) OUAGADOUGOU-BURKINA FASO . DEAR FRIEND, <See! He must KNOW me!> IT WILL BE A SURPRISE FOR YOU TO RECEIVE THIS MAIL . WELCOME THIS LETTER IN THE NAME OF ALLAH . <yes, you ain't tootin' buddy!> I AM DR BUKAN KARGO . <see? a doctor like I said!> . ,THE DIRECTOR OF THE ACCOUNTS & AUDITING DEPT . AT THE AFRICAN DEVLOPEMENT BANK OUAGADOUGOU-WEST AFRICA . WITH DUE RESPECT I HAVE DECIDED TO CONTACT YOU ON A BUSINESS TRANSACTION THAT WILL BE BENEFICIAL TO BOTH OF US . AT THE BANK'S LAST ACCOUNTS/AUDITING EVALUATIONS,MY STAFFS CAME ACROSS AN OLD ACCOUNT WHICH WAS BEING MAINTAINED BY A FOREIGN CLIENT WHO WE LEARNT WAS AMONG THE DECEASED PASSENGERS OF AN AIRLINE CRASH ON 6TH NOV . 2002 . SINCE THE DECEASED WAS UNABLE TO RUN THIS ACCOUNT SINCE HIS DEATH . <that's the way it goes . . . ya die and all money and accounts go into the toilet!> THE ACCOUNT HAS REMAINED DORMANT WITHOUT THE KNOWLEDGE OF HIS FAMILY SINCE IT WAS PUT IN A SAFE DEPOSIT ACCOUNT IN THE BANK FOR FUTURE INVESTMENT BY THE CLIENT . SINCE HIS DEMISE,NOBODY,NOT EVEN THE MEMBERS OF HIS FAMILY HAVE APPLIED FOR CLAIMS OVER THIS FUND AND IT HAS BEEN IN THE SAFE DEPOSIT ACCOUNT UNTIL WE DISCOVERED THAT IT CANNOT BE CLAIMED SINCE OUR CLIENT IS A FOREIGN NATIONAL AND WE ARE SURE THAT HE HAS NO NEXT OF KIN HERE TO FILE CLAIMS OVER THE MONEY . AS THE DIRECTOR OF THE DEPT,THIS DISCOVERY WAS BROUGHT TO MY OFFICE SO AS TO DECIDE WHAT IS TO BE DONE . WITH THE FEW PERSONEL IN MY DEPT,WE DECIDED TO SEEK WAYS THROUGH WHICH TO TRANSFER THIS MONEY OUT OF THE BANK AND OUT OF THE COUNTRY TOO . THE TOTAL AMOUNT IN THE ACCOUNTS IS TEN MILLION FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLARS(USD 10,500,000 . 00) . WITH OUR POSITIONS AS STAFFS OF THE BANK,WE ARE HANDICAPPED BECAUSE WE CANNOT OPERATE FOREIGN ACCOUNTS AND CANNOT LAY BONAFIDE CLAIM OVER THIS MONEY . WHILE WE WERE CONTEMPLATING ON WHAT TO DO,A FRIEND OF MINE WHO WORKS WITH THE CHAMBER OF COMMERCE AND INDUSTRY RECOMMENDED YOUR PERSONALITY TO ME AND ADVISED I SHOULD ASK YOU <See! I told ya I was famous . . even in Africa! . . . Who'd a known that?>FOR HELP TO TRANSFER THIS MONEY OUT OF THE COUNTRY . THE CLIENT IS A FOREIGN NATIONAL AND YOU WILL ONLY BE ASKED TO ACT AS HIS NEXT OF KIN AND I WILL SUPPLY YOU WITH ALL THE NECESSARY INFORMATIONS AND BANK DATA TO ASSIST YOU IN BEING ABLE TO TRANSFER THIS MONEY TO ANY BANK OF YOUR CHOICE WHERE THIS MONEY COULD BE TRANSFERED INTO . I AND MY PARTNERS HAVE DECIDED TO GIVE AWAY FOURTY %(40%)TO YOU FOR YOUR ASSISTANCE AND TEN (10%) FOR ANY EXPENSES THAT MIGHT ARISE DURING THE TRANSACTION OF THIS TRANSFER . WE WANT TO ASSURE YOU THAT THIS TRANSACTION IS ABSOLUTELY RISK FREE SINCE WE WORK IN THIS BANK <Imagine that! A Doctor who ALSO works in a bank! He must be rich beyond belief and this is his way to pay us for all the happiness he's had all his life! Whatta guy!> WHICH IS WHY YOU SHOULD BE CONFIDENT IN THE SUCCESS OF THIS TRANSACTION BECAUSE YOU WILL BE UPDATED WITH INFORMATION AS AT WHEN DESIRED . WE WILL PLEASE WISH YOU KEEP THIS TRANSACTION SECRET <Uh oh! . . did I blow this?> AS WE ARE HOPING TO RETIRE WITH OUR SHARE OF THIS MONEY AT THE END OF TRANSACTION WHICH WILL BE WHEN THIS MONEY IS SAFELY IN YOUR ACCOUNT . WE WILL THEN COME OVER TO YOUR COUNTRY FOR SHARING ACCORDING TO THE PREVIOUSLY AGREED PERCENTAGES . YOU MIGHT EVEN HAVE TO ADVISE US ON POSSIBILITIES OF INVESTMENT IN YOUR COUNTRY OR ELSEWHERE OF OUR CHOICE . MAY ALLAH HELP YOU TO HELP US TO A RESTIVE RETIREMENT . AMEN . PLEASE FOR FURTHER INFORMATIONS AND ENQUIRIES FEEL FREE TO CONTACT ME THROUGH MY EMAIL ADRESS OR CALL ME ON THIS NUMBER 00 226 XX 14 22 53 FOR ORAL DISCUSSION . AM AWAITING FOR YOUR URGENT RESPONSE!!! THANKS AND REMAIN BLESSED . DR BUKAN KARGO . |
SurferJoe46 (51) | ||
| 605033 | 2007-10-24 23:56:00 | Can I split you newly found wealth 50/50 with you?? :p | wratterus (105) | ||
| 605034 | 2007-10-25 00:16:00 | If he's a real doctor (and I'm not doubting you Joe - he's a friend of yours, after all :) ), why can't he find his Caps Lock key? Or use spell check? Or at least get one of his 'staffs' to proof-read the letter? | johcar (6283) | ||
| 605035 | 2007-10-25 00:27:00 | I will share equally all the new found monies I get from this transaction...ya can bet on it! :thumbs: I got it figgered out about the CAPS key and the occasional misspelled word. He usually has a secretary to do all this stuff for him and since he's wanting to have us help him commit Federally punishable fraud with him, the fewer people who know this the better. And did it not occur to you? His spell-check is set on Central Afrikaans! Silly you! Don't tell any one else! OK? :xmouth: BTW: Your check will be in the mail...I promise! |
SurferJoe46 (51) | ||
| 605036 | 2007-10-25 02:31:00 | ignore me .. .. STOP STARING AT ME :P |
MAC_H8ER (5897) | ||
| 605037 | 2007-10-25 03:48:00 | Don't be so mean to the good Doctor SJ, he's only trying to help you . He's not a medical Doctor of course, we all know that, he's actually a Doctor of Philanthropy, hence his desire to give money away . In fact Dr . Kargo I studied together for some years and worked on our 409 thesis together before being awarded our Doctorates . If you Google 409 you'll find that we are both quite famous, and his previous work inspired the Kargo Kult (sometimes called the Cargo Cult by ignorant so and so's who can't spell for nuts) . Cheers Dr . Billy Ph . D |(8-{) |
Billy T (70) | ||
| 605038 | 2007-10-25 04:13:00 | Can I split you newly found wealth 50/50 with you?? :p 50% of nowt is still NOWT PJ:D |
Poppa John (284) | ||
| 605039 | 2007-10-25 04:15:00 | It's actually less than that as they would have emptied your bank account. | winmacguy (3367) | ||
| 605040 | 2007-10-25 04:35:00 | Tell me it ain't so! | SurferJoe46 (51) | ||
| 605041 | 2007-10-25 09:18:00 | Ok, it ain't so. The gummint got there first and put your tax up to the limit of your overdraft. Merry Xmas. | R2x1 (4628) | ||
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