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| Thread ID: 84051 | 2007-10-22 17:35:00 | No Monday so Tuesday will do.(laughs) | Cicero (40) | PC World Chat |
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| 604361 | 2007-10-22 17:35:00 | This morning, from a cave somewhere in Pakistan, Taliban Minister of Migration, Mohammed Omar, warned Canada that if military action against Afghanistan continues, the Taliban authorities will cut off Canada's supply of convenience store managers. And if this action does not yield sufficient results, cab drivers will be next, followed by Telecom customer service reps. It's getting ugly folks. |
Cicero (40) | ||
| 604362 | 2007-10-22 19:30:00 | Two oldtimers,Norm and Paul, met in the park every day to feed the pigeons, watch the squirrels and discuss world problems One day Norm didn ' t show up. Paul didn ' t think much about it and figured maybe he had a cold or something. But after Norm hadn ' t shown up for a week or so Paul really got worried. However, since the only time they ever got together was at the park Paul didn ' t know where Norm lived, so he was unable to find out what had happened to him. A month had passed and Paul figured he had seen the last of Norm But one day, Paul approached the park and -- lo and behold there sat Norm. Paul was very excited and happy to see him and told him so, then he said, ' For crying out loud Norm what in the world happened to you? ' Norm replied, ' I have been in jail. ' ' Jail? ' cried Paul ' What in the world for? ' Well, ' Norm said, "you know Judy, that cute little waitress at the coffee shop where we sometimes go? ' Yeah, ' said Paul, ' I remember her. What about her? ' ' Well, one day she filed rape charges against me and at 89 years old, I was so proud that when I got into court, I pleaded guilty and the Judge gave me 30 days for perjury. :D |
smithie 38 (6684) | ||
| 604363 | 2007-10-22 21:23:00 | From Computerworlds etales (www.scan.co.uk) read the reason for selling right down the bottom | Morgenmuffel (187) | ||
| 604364 | 2007-10-22 22:15:00 | Smithie38...I just love that one, & @ 69 i know the feeling. Roll on second childhood & i can start again!!!!!!!! PJ :lol: :lol: | Poppa John (284) | ||
| 604365 | 2007-10-22 23:17:00 | Hi P J :thumbs: :thumbs: Same age as me P J. I thought that joke was a real beaut alright, and like you am awaiting second childhood. At our stage P J we can just dream, or look and don,t touch. Smithie |
smithie 38 (6684) | ||
| 604366 | 2007-10-23 00:44:00 | From Computerworlds etales (www.scan.co.uk) read the reason for selling right down the bottom That's sooo funny. :lol: |
never-u-mind (6500) | ||
| 604367 | 2007-10-23 00:56:00 | From Computerworlds etales (www.scan.co.uk) read the reason for selling right down the bottom :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: Man thats a nice car. |
wratterus (105) | ||
| 604368 | 2007-10-23 07:45:00 | I was feeling a bit depressed the other day, so I called the Samaritans Lifeline. I was put through to a 'call centre' in Pakistan. I explained that I was feeling suicidal. They were very excited at this news and wanted to know if I could drive a truck or fly an aeroplane.... |
KenESmith (6287) | ||
| 604369 | 2007-10-23 09:54:00 | Tom and Ella were lying in bed one night. Tom was falling asleep but Ella was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk. She said, "You used to hold my hand when we were courting." Wearily Tom reached across, held her hand for a second, and rolled over to try to fall asleep. A few moments later she said, "Then you used to kiss me." Mildly irritated, he leaned across, gave her a peck on the cheek and settled back down to sleep. Thirty seconds later she said, "Then you used to bite my neck." Angrily, Tom threw back the bed clothes and got out of bed. "Where are you going?" she asked. "To get my damn teeth," he replied. Three sisters, ages 92, 94, and 96, live in a house together. One night the 96-year-old draws a bath. She puts one foot in and pauses. She yells down the stairs, "Was I getting in or out of the bath?" The 94-year-old yells back, "I don't know. I'll come up and see." She starts up the stairs and pauses. Then she yells out, "Was I going up the stairs or down?" The 92-year-old is sitting at the kitchen table having tea and listening to her sisters. She shakes her head and says, "I sure hope I never get that forgetful." She knocks on wood for good measure. She then replies, "I'll come up and help both of you as soon as I see who's at the door." |
Cicero (40) | ||
| 604370 | 2007-10-24 02:11:00 | Hi P J :thumbs: :thumbs: Same age as me P J. I thought that joke was a real beaut alright, and like you am awaiting second childhood. At our stage P J we can just dream, or look and don,t touch. Smithie Ah...I see what the 38 stands for now. I was once told, in my youth, that a man had a certain number of "Naughty" credits, & if you go at it too hard you will use them up quicker. I didn't listen !!!!! PJ :eek: |
Poppa John (284) | ||
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