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Thread ID: 84181 2007-10-27 02:55:00 National Call A Crazy Person Week..... SurferJoe46 (51) PC World Chat
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605731 2007-10-27 02:55:00 MENTAL HOSPITAL PHONE MENU




Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital.
Please select from the following options menu:


If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.

If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.

If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on
the line so we can trace your call.

If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the
Mother Ship.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell
you which number to press.

If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press,
nothing will make you happy anyway.

If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.

If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the
beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.

If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term
memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.

If you have low self-esteem, please hang up, our operators are too busy
to talk with you.

If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn on the fan, lie
down and cry. You won't be crazy forever.

If you are blonde, don't press any buttons, you'll just mess it up.

Have a nice day! :)
SurferJoe46 (51)
605732 2007-10-27 03:01:00 A recent study found the average American walks about 900 miles per year.

Another study found Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of beer or wine per year.

That means, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon.
SurferJoe46 (51)
605733 2007-10-28 01:27:00 Really loved these funnies! LOL lakewoodlady (103)
605734 2007-10-29 00:42:00 Nice ones SJ. :) Wish I got that kind of economy in the car!!! wratterus (105)
605735 2007-10-29 00:48:00 if i drive REALLLLY carefully i once got 40 miles to the gallon!

then the next time i drove rather uneconomically and got something like 25 MPG

must start walking more!!

keep it up SurferJoe :thumbs:
MAC_H8ER (5897)
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