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| 606087 | 2007-10-31 01:14:00 | A Recent Final Exam In Chemistry For 95 points: Which tire? Whoops, :lol: |
beeswax34 (63) | ||
| 606088 | 2007-11-01 17:53:00 | They were posted on an NZ Tourism Website and the answers are the actual responses by the website officials, who have a sense of humour . __________________________________________________ Q: Does it ever get windy in NZ? I have never seen it rain on TV, how do the plants grow? ( UK ) A: We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around watching them die . __________________________________________________ Q: Will I be able to see kiwi birds in the street? ( USA ) A: Depends how much you've been drinking . __________________________________________________ Q: I want to walk from Auckland to Wellington - can I follow the railroad tracks? ( Sweden ) A: Sure, it's only three thousand miles, take lots of water . __________________________________________________ Q: Are there any ATMs (cash machines) in NZ? Can you send me a list of them in Auckland, Wellington, Christchurch and Queenstown? ( UK ) A: What did your last slave die of? __________________________________________________ Q: Can you give me some information about hippo racing in NZ ? ( USA ) A: A-fri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south of Europe . New - Zea-land is that island in the middle of the Pacific which does not . . . oh forget it . Sure, the hippo racing is every Tuesday night in Auckland city . Come naked . __________________________________________________ Q: Which direction is North in NZ? ( USA ) A: Face south and then turn 180 degrees . Contact us when you get here and we'll send the rest of the directions . _________________________________________________ Q: Can I bring cutlery into NZ? ( UK ) A: Why? Just use your fingers like we do . __________________________________________________ Q: Can you send me the Vienna Boys' Choir schedule? ( USA ) A: New-Zea-Land is that quaint little country, which is . . . . . oh forget it . Sure, the Vienna Boys Choir plays every Tuesday night in Auckland city, straight after the hippo races . Come naked . __________________________________________________ Q: Can I wear high heels in NZ? ( UK ) A: You are a British politician, right? __________________________________________________ Are there supermarkets in Auckland and is milk available all year round? ( Germany ) A: No, we are a peaceful civilization of vegan hunter/gatherers . Milk is illegal . __________________________________________________ Q: Please send a list of all doctors in NZ who can dispense spider serum . ( USA ) A: Poisonous spiders live in A-meri-ca which is where YOU come from . All NZ spiders are perfectly harmless, can be safely handled and make good pets . You should find some for yourself when you get here . Especially the ones with white tails . __________________________________________________ Q: I have a question about a famous animal in NZ, but I forget its name . It's a kind animal and lives in trees . ( USA ) A: It's called a Drop Bear . They are so called because they drop out of Gum trees and eat the brains of anyone walking underneath them . You can scare them off by spraying yourself with human urine before you go out walking . __________________________________________________ Q: I have developed a new product that is the fountain of youth . Can you tell me where I can sell it in NZ ? ( USA ) A: Anywhere significant numbers of Americans gather . __________________________________________________ Q: Can you tell me the regions in Auckland where the female population is smaller than the male population? ( Italy ) A: Yes, gay night clubs . __________________________________________________ Q: Do you celebrate Christmas in NZ ? ( France ) A: Only at Christmas . __________________________________________________ Q: I was in NZ in 1969 on R+R, and I want to contact the girl I dated while I was staying in Wellington . Can you help? ( USA ) A: Yes, and you will still have to pay her by the hour . . __________________________________________________ Q: Will I be able to speak English most places I go? ( USA ) A: Yes, but you'll have to learn it first |
Cicero (40) | ||
| 606089 | 2007-11-02 03:30:00 | A Recent Final Exam In Chemistry... For 95 points: Which tire?:lol: |
Myth (110) | ||
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