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| Thread ID: 84181 | 2007-10-27 02:55:00 | National Call A Crazy Person Week..... | SurferJoe46 (51) | PC World Chat |
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| 605731 | 2007-10-27 02:55:00 | MENTAL HOSPITAL PHONE MENU Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital. Please select from the following options menu: If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6. If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the line so we can trace your call. If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press. If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, nothing will make you happy anyway. If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696. If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have low self-esteem, please hang up, our operators are too busy to talk with you. If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn on the fan, lie down and cry. You won't be crazy forever. If you are blonde, don't press any buttons, you'll just mess it up. Have a nice day! :) |
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| 605732 | 2007-10-27 03:01:00 | A recent study found the average American walks about 900 miles per year. Another study found Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of beer or wine per year. That means, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon. |
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| 605733 | 2007-10-28 01:27:00 | Really loved these funnies! LOL | lakewoodlady (103) | ||
| 605734 | 2007-10-29 00:42:00 | Nice ones SJ. :) Wish I got that kind of economy in the car!!! | wratterus (105) | ||
| 605735 | 2007-10-29 00:48:00 | if i drive REALLLLY carefully i once got 40 miles to the gallon! then the next time i drove rather uneconomically and got something like 25 MPG must start walking more!! keep it up SurferJoe :thumbs: |
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