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Thread ID: 84739	2007-11-16 15:02:00	(MY) Friday Cuteness.....	SurferJoe46 (51)	PC World Chat

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612052	2007-11-16 15:02:00	One Sunday a pastor told the congregation that the church needed some extra money and asked the people to prayerfully consider giving a little extra in the offering plate . He said that whoever gave the most would be able to pick out three hymns . After the offering plates were passed, the pastor glanced down and noticed that someone had placed a $1,000 bill in offering . He was so excited that he immediately shared his joy with his congregation and said he'd like to personally thank the person who placed the money in the plate . A very quiet, elderly and saintly lady all the way in the back shyly raised her hand . The pastor asked her to come to the front . Slowly she made her way to the pastor . He told her how wonderful it was that she gave so much and in thanksgiving asked her to pick out three hymns . Her eyes brightened as she looked over the congregation, pointed to the three handsomest men in the building and said, "I'll take him and him and him . ":blush: This email was cleaned by emailStripper, available for free from . papercut . biz/emailStripper . htm" target="_blank">www . papercut . biz	SurferJoe46 (51)
612053	2007-11-16 15:07:00	Now it's Friday morning and I'm going trout fishing in the local lakes...BFN.... OK..one last shot: I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked me for a couple of dollars for dinner. I took out my wallet, got out ten dollars and asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy wine with it instead of dinner?" "No, I had to stop drinking years ago", the homeless woman told me. "Will you use it to go shopping instead of buying food?" I asked. "No, I don't waste time shopping," the homeless woman said. "I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive." "Will you spend this on a beauty salon instead of food?" I asked. "Are you NUTS !" replied the homeless woman. " I haven't had my hair done in 20 years!" "Well," I said, "I'm not going to give you the money. Instead, I'm going to take you out for dinner with my husband and me tonight." The homeless Woman was shocked. "Won't your husband be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting." I said, "That's okay. It's important for him to see what a woman looks like after she has given up shopping, hair appointments, and wine."	SurferJoe46 (51)
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