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| Thread ID: 84807 | 2007-11-19 19:35:00 | Lexophilic Amusement | SurferJoe46 (51) | PC World Chat |
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| 613031 | 2007-11-19 19:35:00 | I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me. Police were called to a day care where a three-year-old was resisting a rest. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now. To write with a broken pencil is pointless. The short fortune teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large. A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months. When the smog lifts in Los Angeles , U.C.L.A. The math professor went crazy with the blackboard. He did a number on it. The professor discovered that her theory of earthquakes was on shaky ground. The dead batteries were given out free of charge. A dentist and a manicurist fought tooth and nail. A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired. A will is a dead giveaway. A backward poet writes inverse. A chicken crossing the road: poultry in motion. With her marriage she got a new name and a dress. A grenade fell onto a kitchen floor in France , resulted in linoleum blownapart. He broke into song because he couldn't find the key. A calendar's days are numbered. A boiled egg is hard to beat. If you jump off a Paris bridge, you are in Seine. When she saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd dye. Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis. Acupuncture: a jab well done |
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| 613032 | 2007-11-19 20:32:00 | Oowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww ! | R2x1 (4628) | ||
| 613033 | 2007-11-20 00:09:00 | I hope I haven't repeated any of those posted by Joe. Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana. In a democracy, it's your vote that counts; in feudalism, it's your Count that votes. If you don't pay your exorcist, you can get repossessed. Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft and I'll show you A-flat miner. When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds. The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine was fully recovered. You are stuck with your debt if you can't budge it. Local Area Network in Australia : The LAN down under. A calendar's days are numbered. A lot of money is tainted: 'Taint yours, and 'taint mine. He had a photographic memory which was never developed. A plateau is a high form of flattery. Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end. When you've seen one shopping centre, you've seen a mall. Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses. Marathon runners with bad shoes suffer the agony of de feet. And might I add...It is better to have loved a short woman than never to have loved a tall. |
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| 613034 | 2007-11-20 01:37:00 | I just thought of another: If a butcher backed into his meat grinder he'd get a little behind in his work. |
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| 613035 | 2007-11-20 01:59:00 | 'When a clock is hungry' . . . . Forum clock problem? | BobM (1138) | ||
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