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Thread ID: 85323 2007-12-06 20:36:00 Anger Management Trev (427) PC World Chat
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618484 2007-12-06 20:36:00 When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need
To take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you
know, take it Out on someone you don't know.


I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call I'd
Forgotten to make. I found the number and dialed it. A man
answered, Saying" Hello." I politely said, "This is Chris. Could I
please speak with Robyn Carter?"

Suddenly a manic voice yelled out in my ear "Get the right
f***ing number!"
And the phone was slammed down on me.
I couldn't believe that anyone could be so rude. When I
tracked down Robyn's correct number to call her, I found that I had
accidentally Transposed the last two digits.

After hanging up with her, I decided to call the 'wrong'
number again. When The same guy answered the phone, I yelled "You're an
*******!" and hung up.

I wrote his number down with the word '*******' next to it,
and put it in My desk drawer.

Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills or had a really
bad day, I'd Call him up and yell, "You're an *******!" It always cheered
me up.

When Caller ID was introduced, I thought my therapeutic
*******' calling Would have to stop. So, I called his number and said, "Hi,
this is John Smith from the telephone company. I'm calling to see if you're
familiar With our Caller ID Program?" He yelled "NO!" and slammed down
the phone.

I quickly called him back and said, "That's because you're an
*******!" and Hung up.

One day I was at the store, getting ready to pull into a
parking Spot. Some guy in a black BMW cut me off and pulled into the
spot I had Patiently waited for. I hit the horn and yelled that I'd been
waiting for That spot, but the idiot ignored me. I noticed a "For Sale"
sign in his Back window, so I wrote down his number.

A couple of days later, right after calling the first *******
(I had his Number on speed dial,) I thought that I'd better call the BMW
******* too.

I said, "Is this the man with the black BMW for sale?"

He said, "Yes, it is."

I asked, "Can you tell me where I can see it?"

He said, "Yes, I live at 34 Oaktree Blvd, in a yellow rambler,
and the car's parked right out in front."

I asked, "What's your name?" He said, "My name is Don Hansen,"

I asked, "When's a good time to catch you, Don?"

He said, "I'm home every evening after five."

I said, "Listen, Don, can I tell you something?"

He said, "Yes?"

I said, "Don, you're an *******!"

Then I hung up, and added his number to my speed dial, too.

Now, when I had a problem, I had two *******s to call. Then I
came up with An idea. I called ******* #1. He said, "Hello." I said,
You're an *******!"

(But I didn't hang up.) He asked, "Are you still there?"

I said, "Yeah,"

He screamed, "Stop calling me,"

I said, "Make me,"

He asked, "Who are you?"

I said, "My name is Don Hansen."

He said, "Yeah? Where do you live?"

I said, "*******, I live at 34 Oaktree Blvd, in Fairfax, in a
yellow Rambler, I have a black Beamer parked in front.

He said, "I'm coming over right now, Don. And you had better
start saying Your prayers."

I said, "Yeah, like I'm really scared, *******," and hung up.

Then I called ******* #2.

He said, "Hello?"

I said, "Hello, *******,"

He yelled, "If I ever find out who you are...

"I said, "You'll what?"

He exclaimed, "I'll kick your ass,"

I answered,"Well, *******, here's your chance. I'm coming
over right now."

Then I hung up and immediately called the police,saying that I
lived at 34 Oaktree Blvd, in Fairfax, and that I was on my way over there
to kill my Gay lover! Then I called Channel 9 News about the gang war
going down on Oaktree Blvd. In Fairfax.

I quickly got into my car and headed over to Fairfax. I got
there just in Time to watch two *******s beating the crap out of each other
in front of Six cop cars, an overhead news helicopter and surrounded by a
news crew.

NOW I feel much better.

Anger management really does work.
:)
Trev (427)
618485 2007-12-06 21:01:00 :lol: :lol: :lol:

Ah thanks for that!
Greg (193)
618486 2007-12-06 21:02:00 When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need
To take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you
know, take it Out on someone you don't know.


I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call I'd
Forgotten to make. I found the number and dialed it. A man
answered, Saying" Hello." I politely said, "This is Chris. Could I
please speak with Robyn Carter?"

Suddenly a manic voice yelled out in my ear "Get the right
f***ing number!"
And the phone was slammed down on me.
I couldn't believe that anyone could be so rude. When I
tracked down Robyn's correct number to call her, I found that I had
accidentally Transposed the last two digits.

After hanging up with her, I decided to call the 'wrong'
number again. When The same guy answered the phone, I yelled "You're an
*******!" and hung up.

I wrote his number down with the word '*******' next to it,
and put it in My desk drawer.

Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills or had a really
bad day, I'd Call him up and yell, "You're an *******!" It always cheered
me up.

When Caller ID was introduced, I thought my therapeutic
*******' calling Would have to stop. So, I called his number and said, "Hi,
this is John Smith from the telephone company. I'm calling to see if you're
familiar With our Caller ID Program?" He yelled "NO!" and slammed down
the phone.

I quickly called him back and said, "That's because you're an
*******!" and Hung up.

One day I was at the store, getting ready to pull into a
parking Spot. Some guy in a black BMW cut me off and pulled into the
spot I had Patiently waited for. I hit the horn and yelled that I'd been
waiting for That spot, but the idiot ignored me. I noticed a "For Sale"
sign in his Back window, so I wrote down his number.

A couple of days later, right after calling the first *******
(I had his Number on speed dial,) I thought that I'd better call the BMW
******* too.

I said, "Is this the man with the black BMW for sale?"

He said, "Yes, it is."

I asked, "Can you tell me where I can see it?"

He said, "Yes, I live at 34 Oaktree Blvd, in a yellow rambler,
and the car's parked right out in front."

I asked, "What's your name?" He said, "My name is Don Hansen,"

I asked, "When's a good time to catch you, Don?"

He said, "I'm home every evening after five."

I said, "Listen, Don, can I tell you something?"

He said, "Yes?"

I said, "Don, you're an *******!"

Then I hung up, and added his number to my speed dial, too.

Now, when I had a problem, I had two *******s to call. Then I
came up with An idea. I called ******* #1. He said, " Hello." I said,
You're an *******!"

(But I didn't hang up.) He asked, "Are you still there?"

I said, "Yeah,"

He screamed, "Stop calling me,"

I said, "Make me,"

He asked, "Who are you?"

I said, "My name is Don Hansen."

He said, "Yeah? Where do you live?"

I said, "*******, I live at 34 Oaktree Blvd, in Fairfax, in a
yellow Rambler, I have a black Beamer parked in front.

He said, "I'm coming over right now, Don. And you had better
start saying Your prayers."

I said, "Yeah, like I'm really scared, *******," and hung up.

Then I called ******* #2.

He said, "Hello?"

I said, "Hello, *******,"

He yelled, "If I ever find out who you are...

"I said, "You'll what?"

He exclaimed, "I'll kick your ass,"

I answered,"Well, *******, here's your chance. I'm coming
over right now."

Then I hung up and immediately called the police,saying that I
lived at 34 Oaktree Blvd, in Fairfax, and that I was on my way over there
to kill my Gay lover! Then I called Channel 9 News about the gang war
going down on Oaktree Blvd. In Fairfax.

I quickly got into my car and headed over to Fairfax. I got
there just in Time to watch two *******s beating the crap out of each other
in front of Six cop cars, an overhead news helicopter and surrounded by a
news crew.

NOW I feel much better.

Anger management really does work.
:)

That was magic!
jermsie (6820)
618487 2007-12-06 21:06:00 That was magic!

Yeah it was, but I didn't really need to see it a second time.
Safari (3993)
618488 2007-12-06 21:46:00 Thats aweosme. Thanks Trev! :D wratterus (105)
618489 2007-12-06 22:51:00 NP.
:)
Trev (427)
618490 2007-12-06 23:17:00 Thanks Trev. Saved as a document.
:thumbs:
Sweep (90)
618491 2007-12-07 03:30:00 Lol, nice :thumbs: Myth (110)
618492 2007-12-08 05:21:00 Trev,
PC World is not the place to talk discuss your issues re anger management

Helen
Paul Camford (10007)
618493 2007-12-08 09:48:00 Trev,
PC World is not the place to talk discuss your issues re anger management

Helen LOL! :lol: You seem to have missed the point... That is (I doubt it) not Trev's personal experience, it might be what someone has done, but it was posted as intended as a joke... :rolleyes:

Nice one anyway Trev :thumbs:
The_End_Of_Reality (334)
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