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| Thread ID: 85703 | 2007-12-19 02:43:00 | Microsoft Buys out Apple! | Greg (193) | PC World Chat |
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| 622859 | 2007-12-19 02:43:00 | Yes that's right folks... Bill Gates has bought out Apple. Steve Jobs is seriously pissed off, and says that Google should have come to their aid. The purchase has also irked the likes of Yahoo, who in turn have bought massive shareholdings of the New York Times, Toyota and Nissan recently. Bill Gates, who is an active campaigner against online sex websites and sex chat forums, is also considering purchasing stocks in other multi-nationals such as Al-Qaeda and other terrorist organisations with a view to infiltrate them and take over ownership of all their guns and sony radios. He says that bomb making should become a thing of the past, and using free iPod downloads of MP3 and other songs and music material will soon become the norm. In a further shock disclosure the All Blacks winning the 2011 Rugby World Cup is a likelyhood, says the newly reinstated All Blacks coach Graham Henry. Although this is disputed by the newly appointed Wallabies coach Robbie Deans. Bill Gates, speaking on his iPhone said he thinks the Boston Red Sox could take the next trophy if they had to give up their armour and play Rugby Union rules. He wasn't using his webcam at the time, because of the potential for hacking websites by such devices. Another development of Bill Gates is his intention to buy into online shopping websites, including accomodation, florists, bikinis and restaurants. By buying into sites such as these he feels that he could take over half of the shopping Internet. We wait to see if Bill Gates' intentions will have any effect on the stock exchange. ----------- The above is a fake post. |
Greg (193) | ||
| 622860 | 2007-12-19 03:10:00 | Hmm. Looks like a real post but with fake 'facts' to me!! Would certainly have rarked up WMG if he was still around. :D | johcar (6283) | ||
| 622861 | 2007-12-19 03:16:00 | Would certainly have rarked up WMG if he was still around. Ha ha! Didn't think of that, but no doubt she's still reading PF1 and her bladder is about to burst! No doubt we'll see her back in some other incarnation. ;) |
Greg (193) | ||
| 622862 | 2007-12-19 03:16:00 | My thoughts exactly. :) |
Trev (427) | ||
| 622863 | 2007-12-19 03:45:00 | Well done Greg!! :lol: :lol: | wratterus (105) | ||
| 622864 | 2007-12-19 04:09:00 | John & George would be pissed off if they were still around & maybe Paul needs the extra couple of dollars to pay off Heather Mills. Ringo's bank also might need a bit of a top up for Xmas...... | fnphoto (2434) | ||
| 622865 | 2007-12-19 04:52:00 | The original report probably read that Bill Gates had bought an apple. | Richard (739) | ||
| 622866 | 2007-12-19 06:13:00 | Yes that's right folks... Bill Gates We wait to see if Bill Gates' intentions will have any effect on the stock exchange. ----------- The above is a fake post. Keeping in mind that this post is about this post (pressf1.pcworld.co.nz) and was completely made up by me. ;) |
Greg (193) | ||
| 622867 | 2007-12-19 08:37:00 | Keeping in mind that this post is about this post (pressf1.pcworld.co.nz) and was completely made up by me. ;) Ah,to clever for words. |
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