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Thread ID: 86136	2008-01-05 18:54:00	Saturday Morning Funnies	SurferJoe46 (51)	PC World Chat

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627581	2008-01-05 18:54:00	A man and his wife are dining at a table in a plush restaurant, and the husband keeps staring at an old drunken lady swigging her gin as she sits alone at a nearby table, until the wife asks, "Do you know her?" "Yes," sighs the husband, "She's my ex-wife . She took to drinking right after we divorced seven years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since . " "My God!" says the wife, "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Graham Henry moves to Auckland . As he wandered the streets to familiarize himself with the area he stopped at an antique shop on Maurice Road and decided to go in . On looking around he noticed a very strange looking bronze cat which had a tag on it saying: "Bronze Cat $30 . 00, Story About The Cat $150 . 00" Graham was very curious and asked the salesman to explain . "Well" said the man, " . . . . . . . its just like it says, $30 for the cat and $150 for its story" . "I'll just take the cat," said Graham . "Very well, but you will be back," said the salesman . Then Graham left the shop with the bronze cat in his pocket . As he walked along Nelson Street he heard a strange mewing sound . On turning around he noticed there were a couple of cats following him . The further he walked the more cats seemed to follow him . As he got to the Mangere Bridge he turned to see thousands of cats behind him . "Screw this!" he said to himself and threw the bronze cat into the river . All the cats jumped into the river too and were drowned . Graham returned to the shop where he bought the cat . "I knew you would be back . $150 . 00 for the story," said the salesman . "Forget the story," said Graham . "Have you got a bronze Wallabies fan?" <hope I got the street names and the area correct> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The LAPD, the FBI, & the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals . The President decides to give them a test . He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it . The CIA goes in . They place animal informants throughout the forest . They question all plant and mineral witnesses . After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist . The FBI goes in . After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit and they make no apologies . The rabbit had it coming . The LAPD goes in . They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear . The bear is yelling, "Okay, okay, I'm a rabbit, I'm a rabbit!"	SurferJoe46 (51)
627582	2008-01-05 19:55:00	Graham Henry moves to Auckland . As he wandered the streets to familiarize himself with the area he stopped at an antique shop on Maurice Road and decided to go in . On looking around he noticed a very strange looking bronze cat which had a tag on it saying: "Bronze Cat $30 . 00, Story About The Cat $150 . 00" Graham was very curious and asked the salesman to explain . "Well" said the man, " . . . . . . . its just like it says, $30 for the cat and $150 for its story" . "I'll just take the cat," said Graham . "Very well, but you will be back," said the salesman . Then Graham left the shop with the bronze cat in his pocket . As he walked along Nelson Street he heard a strange mewing sound . On turning around he noticed there were a couple of cats following him . The further he walked the more cats seemed to follow him . As he got to the Mangere Bridge he turned to see thousands of cats behind him . "Screw this!" he said to himself and threw the bronze cat into the river . All the cats jumped into the river too and were drowned . Graham returned to the shop where he bought the cat . "I knew you would be back . $150 . 00 for the story," said the salesman . "Forget the story," said Graham . "Have you got a bronze Wallabies fan?" <hope I got the street names and the area correct> You did . Street names are correct, locations are sorta off . Take fricken ages to walk from Nelson Street Otahuhu to Maurice Rd .	bob_doe_nz (92)
627583	2008-01-05 20:30:00	The LAPD, the FBI, & the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it. The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist. The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming. The LAPD goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling, "Okay, okay, I'm a rabbit, I'm a rabbit!" :lol: :lol: ^^^I like that one! hahahaha	rob_on_guitar (4196)
627584	2008-01-05 20:53:00	You did. Street names are correct, locations are sorta off. Take fricken ages to walk from Nelson Street Otahuhu to Maurice Rd. Welll....I tried...it originally was New York setting......	SurferJoe46 (51)
627585	2008-01-06 10:10:00	~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The LAPD, the FBI, & the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it. The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist. The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming. The LAPD goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling, "Okay, okay, I'm a rabbit, I'm a rabbit!" This one is the best :lol: but I think the CIA and FBI methods should be swapped around.	beeswax34 (63)
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