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| Thread ID: 86401 | 2008-01-15 16:48:00 | Good Morning, Mr. Black | SurferJoe46 (51) | PC World Chat |
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| 630500 | 2008-01-15 16:48:00 | I see you're here....working? | SurferJoe46 (51) | ||
| 630501 | 2008-01-15 18:25:00 | Yea, doing some weird hours lately. Start at 4am and finish around 2 pm. I dont know what the boss is thinking, i Think his brain is still on holiday.:annoyed: |
rob_on_guitar (4196) | ||
| 630502 | 2008-01-15 18:40:00 | Here's some light reading for you..... On March 23 the medical examiner viewed the body of Ronald Opus and concluded that he died from a gunshot wound of the head caused by a shotgun. Investigation had revealed that he must have jumped from the top of a ten story building with the intent to commit suicide. (He left a note indicating his despondency.) As he passed the 9th floor on the way down, his life was interrupted by a shotgun blast through a window, killing him instantly. Neither the shooter nor the decedent was aware that a safety net had been erected at the 8th floor level to protect some window washers, and that the decedent would not have been able to complete his intent to commit suicide because of this... Further investigation led to the discovery that the room on the 9th floor from whence the shotgun blast emanated was occupied by an elderly man and his wife. He was threatening her with the shotgun and became so upset that he could not hold the shotgun straight. Therefore, when he pulled the trigger, he completely missed his wife, and the pellets went through the window, striking Ronald Opus instead. The old man was confronted with this conclusion, but both he and his wife were adamant in stating that neither knew that the shotgun was loaded. It was the longtime habit of the old man to threaten his wife with an unloaded shotgun. He had no intent to murder her; therefore, the killing of Ronald Opus appeared then to be an accident, as the gun had been accidentally loaded... But further investigation turned up a witness that their son was seen loading the shotgun approximately six weeks prior to the fatal accident. That investigation showed that the mother (the old lady) had cut off her son's financial support, and her son, knowing the propensity of his father to use the shotgun threateningly, loaded the gun with the expectation that the father would shoot his mother. The case now becomes one of murder on the part of the son for the death of Ronald Opus... Further investigation revealed that the son became increasingly despondent over the failure of his attempt to get his mother murdered. This led him to jump off the ten story building on March 23, only to be killed by a shotgun blast through a 9th story window. The medical examiner closed the case as a suicide. |
SurferJoe46 (51) | ||
| 630503 | 2008-01-15 19:02:00 | :illogical wtf?:lol: | rob_on_guitar (4196) | ||
| 630504 | 2008-01-15 19:40:00 | ... my head just got done in by that :lol: i know how that worked but then again - i dont :blush: |
MAC_H8ER (5897) | ||
| 630505 | 2008-01-15 20:40:00 | :lol: :lol: :lol: That is phenomenal. I'm glad you didn't put that in the Monday laughs, my head couldn't have handled that on a Monday!! :D |
wratterus (105) | ||
| 630506 | 2008-01-16 04:12:00 | Of course: www.snopes.com but it' still a good story. |
Biggles (121) | ||
| 630507 | 2008-01-16 15:20:00 | I wonder if it will end up as a CSI episode? | rob_on_guitar (4196) | ||
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