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Thread ID: 86852	2008-01-30 16:00:00	The Book Report	SurferJoe46 (51)	PC World Chat

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635555	2008-01-30 16:00:00	Students at a local school were assigned to read 2 books, "Titanic" & "My Life" by Bill Clinton . One student turned in the following book report, with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories! He received an A+ for this report . Titanic: . . . . cost - $29 . 99 Clinton : . . . . . cost - $29 . 99 Titanic: . . . . . Over 3 hours to read Clinton : . . . . . Over 3 hours to read Titanic: . . . . . The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe . Clinton : . . . . . The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe . Titanic: . . . . . Jack is a starving artist . Clinton : . . . . . Bill is a bull**** artist . Titanic: . . . . In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar . Clinton : . . . . . Ditto for Bill . Titanic: . . . . . During the ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined . Clinton : . . . . . Ditto for Monica . Titanic: . . . . . Jack teaches Rose to spit . Clinton : . . . . . Let's not go there . Titanic: . . . . . Rose gets to keep her jewelry . Clinton : . . . . Monica' s forced to return her gifts . Titanic: . . . . . Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life . Clinton : . . . . . Clinton doesn't remember anything . Titanic: . . . . . Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen . Cli nton : . . . . . Monica . . . ooh, let's not go there, either . Titanic: . . . . . Jack surrenders to an icy death . Clinton : . . . . . Bill goes home to Hilary - basically the same thing .	SurferJoe46 (51)
635556	2008-01-30 23:03:00	Joe...I love that one. PJ	Poppa John (284)
635557	2008-01-30 23:14:00	Brilliant! :cool: PS - Nothing, Joe. Nothing. :p	wratterus (105)
635558	2008-01-31 00:56:00	Brilliant! :cool: PS - Nothing, Joe. Nothing. :p You GOT it!	SurferJoe46 (51)
635559	2008-01-31 00:57:00	You GOT it! That ones been around the block a few times here. :cool:	wratterus (105)
635560	2008-01-31 02:59:00	Students at a local school were assigned to read 2 books, "Titanic" & "My Life" by Bill Clinton . One student turned in the following book report, with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories! He received an A+ for this report . Titanic: . . . . cost - $29 . 99 Clinton : . . . . . cost - $29 . 99 Titanic: . . . . . Over 3 hours to read Clinton : . . . . . Over 3 hours to read Titanic: . . . . . The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe . Clinton : . . . . . The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe . Titanic: . . . . . Jack is a starving artist . Clinton : . . . . . Bill is a bull**** artist . Titanic: . . . . In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar . Clinton : . . . . . Ditto for Bill . Titanic: . . . . . During the ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined . Clinton : . . . . . Ditto for Monica . Titanic: . . . . . Jack teaches Rose to spit . Clinton : . . . . . Let's not go there . Titanic: . . . . . Rose gets to keep her jewelry . Clinton : . . . . Monica' s forced to return her gifts . Titanic: . . . . . Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life . Clinton : . . . . . Clinton doesn't remember anything . Titanic: . . . . . Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen . Cli nton : . . . . . Monica . . . ooh, let's not go there, either . Titanic: . . . . . Jack surrenders to an icy death . Clinton : . . . . . Bill goes home to Hilary - basically the same thing . You the man SJ, thanks a lot for these :D:lol:	beeswax34 (63)
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