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Thread ID: 87246 2008-02-14 05:02:00 HOW TO START EACH DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK Billy T (70) PC World Chat
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640109 2008-02-14 05:02:00 Here's How............


1. Open a new file on your computer.
2. Name it "John Key".
3. Send it to the Recycle Bin.
4. Empty the Recycle Bin.
5. Your computer will ask you. "Do you really want to get rid of "John Key?"
6. Firmly Click "Yes."
7. Feel better? Great!


Tomorrow we'll do Gerry Brownlee.


Cheers

Billy 8-{) :)
Billy T (70)
640110 2008-02-14 05:05:00 Haha, for some reason I just did that after reading it too. :lol: --Wolf-- (128)
640111 2008-02-14 06:55:00 oh oh oh Helen Clarke is history! Muah hahahaa rob_on_guitar (4196)
640112 2008-02-14 10:12:00 :lol: awesome, thanks :thumbs: beeswax34 (63)
640113 2008-02-14 18:40:00 Also try files named

Tami Iti, Taggers, Keith Locke, Sue Bradford,

Great tip thanks

Regards

Digby
Digby (677)
640114 2008-02-14 19:21:00 Also Mahatma Gandhi, Hillary Clinton, and George Bush. wratterus (105)
640115 2008-02-14 20:17:00 Also Mahatma Gandhi, Hillary Clinton, and George Bush.


Not forgetting those that have a total inability to see the light,starting with out Billy.
Cicero (40)
640116 2008-02-14 20:19:00 Nothing like starting positively . . . . . . . . . .

Two Kiwis are sitting down for a break in their about-to-be-opened new store .

As yet, the store isn't ready although the shelving is all in place .

One says to the other, "I bet any minute now some dork of a tourist is going to walk by,

put his face to the window and ask what we're selling . "

No sooner are the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a curious bloke walks to the

window, has a peek, and in a Aussie accent asks, "What're yer sellin' here?"

One of the men replies, "We're selling ********s here mate . "

Without missing a beat, the Aussie says, "Geez, you must have had a bloody good day, you've only got two left!"
Cicero (40)
640117 2008-02-15 03:05:00 Also Mahatma Gandhi, Hillary Clinton, and George Bush.

Don't forget Steve Jobs. :D
pcuser42 (130)
640118 2008-02-15 03:08:00 Don't forget Steve Jobs. :D

Ahh yes, forgot about him. :blush:
wratterus (105)
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