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Thread ID: 87156	2008-02-10 21:03:00	Monday Laughs: Important questions for society today.......	Billy T (70)	PC World Chat

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639297	2008-02-16 06:10:00	Another Essex girl was involved in a serious crash; there's Blood everywhere. The paramedics arrive and drag the girl out of the car till she's lying flat out on the ground. Medic: 'OK, I'm going to check if you're concussed.' Sharon: 'Ok.' Medic: 'How many fingers am I putting up?' Sharon: 'Oh my god, I'm paralysed from the waist down!'	Cicero (40)
639298	2008-02-16 10:27:00	You gotta love Clarkson :thumbs:	beeswax34 (63)
639299	2008-02-16 10:58:00	A smelly and shabbily dressed old woman with a worn down box walks into the bank and asks to talk to the manager. Reluctantly, the bank tellers ushered her into the manager's office room. There, she says she wants to open a bank account with the $750,000 in the box. Immediately, the bank treated her like any other rich customers and served her tea while three tellers counted the money. When they finished, one of them quietly tells the manager there was only $725,000 in the box. The manager then tells the old lady, to which she asks to use the phone to call her husband to say: "George, you stupid old goat!! You've given me the wrong box!"	qazwsxokmijn (102)
639300	2008-02-16 20:10:00	IRISH PROSTITUTE An Irish daughter had not been home for over 5 years . Upon her return, her Father cussed her out . . . . 'Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn 't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother thru?' The girl, crying, replied, 'Sniff, sniff . . . . Dad . . . . I became a prostitute . . . ' Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless Harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this Catholic family . ' 'OK, Dad-- as ye wish . I just came back to give Mum this luxurious fur coat, Title Deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a $5 million savings certificate . For me little brother, this gold Rolex . And for ye Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes Limited Edition Convertible that's parked outside--- plus a membership to the Country Club . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . (takes a breath) . . . . . . . . . . . . . and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera and . . . . . . ' 'Now what was it ye said ye had become?' says Dad . Girl, crying again, 'Sniff, sniff . . . . a prostitute . . Daddy! Sniff, sniff . ' 'Oh! Be Jesus! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a . . . Protestant . Come here and give yer old Dad a hug .	Cicero (40)
639301	2008-02-16 20:18:00	he he....hahahaha	rob_on_guitar (4196)
639302	2008-02-16 23:05:00	Two old friends meet each other again after some time apart. One is a firefighter and the other friend tells him his son also wants to become a firefighter, and asks for a tip. His friend tells him "Get him a pole to practice sliding down. It is the hardest thing for a firefighter to learn". After a few years, the friends meet again and they talk. "So how's your son? Is he a firefighter yet?" One friend asks. The other one sighs and replies "No, but my daughter became a stripper!"	qazwsxokmijn (102)
639303	2008-02-17 05:32:00	You gotta love Clarkson :thumbs: Well, that is still not working. That dork is a walking emetic as well as a laxative on legs. Also, talks like the result of his powers. Perhaps his mother loves him, from her suite at the Battersea Dog's Home. (Personally, I don't really admire him very much.)	R2x1 (4628)
639304	2008-02-17 05:51:00	Well, that is still not working. That dork is a walking emetic as well as a laxative on legs. Also, talks like the result of his powers. Perhaps his mother loves him, from her suite at the Battersea Dog's Home. (Personally, I don't really admire him very much.) Perhaps when you see a real humorist,you become a bit jealous. We are talking about his ability as an entertainer, his private life must be left to him.As with yours.	Cicero (40)
639305	2008-02-17 06:41:00	please, let us avoid mention of his abilities an entertainer. It is not polite to mock the afflicted ;)	R2x1 (4628)
639306	2008-02-17 09:53:00	please, let us avoid mention of his abilities an entertainer. It is not polite to mock the afflicted ;) Ah well,they must pay him 2 mill a year because they like his face.	Cicero (40)
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