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| Thread ID: 145385 | 2017-10-19 19:25:00 | some more humour | Neil F (14248) | PC World Chat |
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| 1440920 | 2017-10-19 19:25:00 | A young monk arrives at a monastery. He is assigned to helping the other monks in copying the old canons and laws of the church, by hand. He notices, however, that all of the monks are copying from copies, not from the original manuscript. So, the new monk goes to the Old Abbot to question this, pointing out that if someone made even a small error in the first copy, it would never be picked up! In fact, that error would be continued in all of the subsequent copies. The head monk ponders "We have been copying from the copies for centuries, but you make a good point, my son." He goes down into the dark caves underneath the monastery where the original manuscripts are held as archives in a locked vault that hasn't been opened for hundreds of years. Hours go by and nobody sees the Old Abbot. The young monk gets worried, so he goes down to look for him. He sees the Abbot banging his head against the wall and wailing. "We missed the R! We missed the R! We missed the bloody R!" His forehead is all bloody and bruised and he is crying uncontrollably. The young monk rushed over to him "What's wrong, father?" he asks With a choking voice, the old Abbot replies, "The word was ... CELEBRATE!" Advice for MEN when dealing with the fairer sex • Never make a woman mad. They can remember stuff that hasn’t even happened yet. • Arguing with a woman is like reading a software licence. In the end you just have to ignore everything and click “I agree.” • Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth • Behind every angry woman stands a man who has absolutely no idea what he did wrong |
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| 1440921 | 2017-10-19 22:15:00 | Celeb(r)ate! :lol::lol: | WalOne (4202) | ||
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