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| Thread ID: 88462 | 2008-03-28 05:26:00 | 22 Caliber Drill? | SurferJoe46 (51) | PC World Chat |
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| 653557 | 2008-03-28 05:26:00 | Officials are pondering whether to charge a Missouri DIY satellite TV installer who decided that the best way to punch a hole through the wall was with a .22 caliber handgun, and in so doing accidentally shot and killed his wife. (www.theregister.co.uk) | SurferJoe46 (51) | ||
| 653558 | 2008-03-28 05:43:00 | Whoops :lol: "Honey, is that hole big enough? Honey? Honey???" |
beeswax34 (63) | ||
| 653559 | 2008-03-28 05:49:00 | Hmm. How much was she insured for, and how old was the biggest policy? (Too much TV can be injurious to your health.) |
R2x1 (4628) | ||
| 653560 | 2008-03-28 06:22:00 | Well of course he should have fired from outside the house so that the bullet was contained and not free to roam indiscriminately around the neighborhood..... | gary67 (56) | ||
| 653561 | 2008-03-28 07:42:00 | Well of course he should have fired from outside the house so that the bullet was contained and not free to roam indiscriminately around the neighborhood..... Oh fine. With that attitude I could drive past your place with a .303. I somehow do not think so! |
Sweep (90) | ||
| 653562 | 2008-03-28 07:54:00 | I was told by a rural gentleman that he placed the outlets in his copper guttering with accurately fired shotgun shots. Punched the hole, belled it out nicely and made a pretty neat joint into the downpipes that barely needed soldering. It didn't look all that pretty from above, but it looks good from ground level, and it has lasted okay for over 25 years so far. | R2x1 (4628) | ||
| 653563 | 2008-03-28 10:38:00 | I was going to post a link to that story earlier today, but didn't want to further embarrass SJ. How many stories can a guy take about the level of intelligence of some of his fellow citizens... Bubba and American gun laws - a terrifying combination. | John H (8) | ||
| 653564 | 2008-03-28 14:41:00 | I was going to post a link to that story earlier today, but didn't want to further embarrass SJ . How many stories can a guy take about the level of intelligence of some of his fellow citizens . . . Bubba and American gun laws - a terrifying combination . I'm not embarrassed . . . . . . I think NZ looks at these stories and sighs a collective sigh as the rest of the world KNOWS that the US has a logical and legal way of getting the DNA and the gene pool clear of these types of individuals . NZ (and the rest of the world) is just stuck keeping their crazy people locked in the attic . Why, just in the last month or so, you've read about women stuck to and engulfing various articles like 1)toilet seats and 2)couch upholstery . These people either assumed room temperature or were sterilized . . . it's simple and public opinion is favorable with either outcome . We only let some of these article hit the press because we don't want the rest of the world to get a leg up on US citizen birth control techniques . Enjoy these little slices of suburbia from the nether-parts of the US . . but . . . . PLEASE DO NOT TRY THESE THINGS AT HOME OR WITHOUT PROFESSIONAL ASSISTANCE . THE US ATTORNEY GENERAL WILL CONSIDER SENDING TROOPS AND CITIZEN ADVISERS TO YOUR COUNTRY IF YOU NEED "INTERVENTION" . PS: Do you have any oil reserves? We keep these residents South of the Mason-Dixon Line for fast access and easy recognizability . |
SurferJoe46 (51) | ||
| 653565 | 2008-03-28 22:29:00 | Well, we have some sludge at the bottom of our gene pool as well, including the guy who called the cops in a small town in the South Island claiming he was being raped by a wombat (see the other thread on that - a wombat is an Ozzy marsupial shaped like a large brick on short legs, renowned for taking the sump out of cars when hit on Australian roads). | John H (8) | ||
| 653566 | 2008-03-28 22:46:00 | Well, we have some sludge at the bottom of our gene pool as well, including the guy who called the cops in a small town in the South Island claiming he was being raped by a wombat Yeah, but he did call the cops back to say: "I'll retract the rape complaint from the wombat, because he's pulled out" |
Deane F (8204) | ||
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