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Thread ID: 88725 2008-04-07 04:45:00 A Diamond Is Forever.... SurferJoe46 (51) PC World Chat
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656729 2008-04-07 04:45:00 SCENE - Woman meets her long-time female friend of over 40 years, speaking to our actress who is also a woman in real life:


"Jayne, what a beautiful diamond ring . Was it some special occasion or did Frank just give it to you for being loving?"

Jayne: "Oh, Cybil . . . this is the finest gift old Frank ever gave me . It's so like him to do something like this" .

Cybil: "Whatever do you mean? Frank has given you so many valuable and even priceless things, what makes this diamond ring so special?"

Jayne: "Well, you know, Cybil, that Frank died two months ago . . . . "

Cybil: "Gasp! No . . . I had no idea . . . "

Jayne continues: " . . . . and he had himself pressed into the diamond you see on the ring on my finger . Isn't that romantic? I mean . . I have him with me FOREVER now!"

Cybil: "You mean . . that . . . THAT diamond is Frank?"

Jayne: "Yes . . . isn't he gorgeous? A full carat and a half in a Marquis . . . . my favorite . "

Cybil: "Gurgle . . . gurgle . . . cough" .

ANNOUNCER, <speaking over fade-to-black>:

"When being with the one you love forever really means . . . FOREVER!"

DIAMONDS ARE FOREVER" ( . lifegem . com/index . aspx?BannerType=QuigoText&BannerMessage=LoveLivesOn" target="_blank">www . lifegem . com) .




:crying :crying :crying :crying
SurferJoe46 (51)
656730 2008-04-07 05:05:00 Ah, that carbon compressing stuff.

Very class :lol:
beeswax34 (63)
656731 2008-04-07 05:16:00 That sure is different from a carbon footprint! :lol: Richard (739)
656732 2008-04-08 02:09:00 I am officially disturbed..... :stare: Agent_24 (57)
656733 2008-04-08 03:57:00 I'm not sure I wanted to know that was possible.... :horrified wratterus (105)
656734 2008-04-08 08:51:00 I'm not sure I wanted to know that was possible.... :horrified

Has been for a long time :lol:
beeswax34 (63)
656735 2008-04-08 10:26:00 Only in America? John H (8)
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