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| Thread ID: 89179 | 2008-04-23 05:35:00 | Destroying data on CDs | jwil1 (65) | PC World Chat |
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| 661612 | 2008-04-23 22:55:00 | I just shove it in the microwave... not too sure how good it is for the microwave, but it sure as hell deletes the data. Makes a cool sparkling flash too, then I break it in two, which is far easier when it's all warm and warped post-nuking. |
Thebananamonkey (7741) | ||
| 661613 | 2008-04-24 12:22:00 | Give it to the next door kid and tell her/him it is a live DVD of a volcano playable in the microwave. Ask if you can watch at her/his place. Simple. | R2x1 (4628) | ||
| 661614 | 2008-04-24 12:40:00 | *sigh* All of the suggestions make the data still too possible to retrieve The only SERIOUS method to completely erase all record of your girlfriend's nudie pics is to buy or hire a magelatron device and use it to utterly dispose of all the particles that would be left behind by all other previously suggested methods . A magelatron machine works by inserting said disk into its slot . It then causes all knowledge of it's existance to be permanently erased from human, animal, insect and all sub species awareness . Thus by creating this memory hole no-one will ever know that it existed, and neither time nor space will ever recover it . Oh, and it also comes with an invisible warranty card . Get one here! :lol: I heard the guy who made the rebigulator also made a remagelatron with all the bing bing and the woo woos |
rob_on_guitar (4196) | ||
| 661615 | 2008-04-24 13:00:00 | *sigh* All of the suggestions make the data still too possible to retrieve The only SERIOUS method to completely erase all record of your girlfriend's nudie pics is to buy or hire a magelatron device and use it to utterly dispose of all the particles that would be left behind by all other previously suggested methods. A magelatron machine works by inserting said disk into its slot. It then causes all knowledge of it's existance to be permanently erased from human, animal, insect and all sub species awareness. Thus by creating this memory hole no-one will ever know that it existed, and neither time nor space will ever recover it. Oh, and it also comes with an invisible warranty card. Get one here! Just yesterday we had a thread locked for political spam - let's leave these machines untill really late in the electoral campaign. -P-L-E-A-S-E- ! ! |
R2x1 (4628) | ||
| 661616 | 2008-04-24 14:46:00 | Go with fire - it is fun & effective :D You sound like a healthy pyromaniac |
mikebartnz (21) | ||
| 661617 | 2008-04-24 15:03:00 | get a flamethrower or some thermite and let 'er rip on the CD. super heated plastic and unrecoverable data awaits | williamF (115) | ||
| 661618 | 2008-04-24 15:16:00 | Or failing all of that, write: Celine Dion Greatest hits on it. Im sure noone will ever even come close to it. | rob_on_guitar (4196) | ||
| 661619 | 2008-04-24 20:48:00 | Or failing all of that, write: Celine Dion Greatest hits on it. Im sure noone will ever even come close to it.Excellent!! :lol: | Greg (193) | ||
| 661620 | 2008-04-24 20:54:00 | I heard the guy who made the rebigulator also made a remagelatron with all the bing bing and the woo woosYeah but the un-remagelatron add-on attachment prevents the remagelatron from functioning. | Greg (193) | ||
| 661621 | 2008-04-24 23:16:00 | Send your CD to apple fanboy land . There, the people all own the latest and greatest apple equipment . Therefore, they will all own one of those fancy new apple notebooks with no optical drives . Being apple fanboys, they would not sully their homes with something like a HP/Toshiba/Dell/Sony notebook for their notebook to cosy up to, so your data will be as safe as houses . Ken :clap :clap :clap :clap |
kenj (9738) | ||
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