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Thread ID: 89267	2008-04-25 22:29:00	Couple of jokes	tims (10184)	PC World Chat

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662580	2008-04-25 22:29:00	An Englishman, An Irishman, and a Scotsman are reminiscing about their home towns and favourite pubs. "The pub in the village where I come from is truly exceptional" says the Englishman. "On Sunday evenings the landlord gives all the regulars a free pint." "Where I come from," says the Scotsman, "if you drink four pints you get one free, whatever the day of the week." "Dat's nothin", says the Irishman. "There's a pub in Dublin where all the drinks are free. You can drink as much as you like and when you can't drink another drop, they take you upstairs and you get laid. And it's all free!" The Englishman and the Scotsman look at each other in disbelief. "Have you actually been to this pub?" asks the Englishman. "No," says the Irishman, but me sister has." ************************************************** ************************************************** ** Three women: one engaged, one married, and one a mistress, are chatting about their relationships and decide to amaze their men....that night all three will wear a leather bodice S&M style, stilettos and mask over their eyes . After a few days they meet again..... The engaged girlfriend said: 'The other night, when my boyfriend came home, he found me in the leather bodice, 4' stilettos and mask. He said, 'You are the woman of my life, I love you...then we made love all night long.' The mistress stated: 'Oh Yes! The other night we met in the office. I was wearing the leather bodice, mega stilettos, mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat, he didn' say a word. We just had wild sex all night.' The married one then said: 'The other night I sent the kids to stay at my mothers for the night, I got myself ready, leather bodice, super stilettos and mask over my eyes. My husband came in from work, grabbed the TV controller and a beer, and said, 'Hey Batman, what's for dinner?' :) :) :p	tims (10184)
662581	2008-04-26 07:04:00	:clap	steven25 (13136)
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