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| Thread ID: 89589 | 2008-05-05 06:32:00 | Best "Confucius Say" sayings thread | wratterus (105) | PC World Chat |
| Post ID | Timestamp | Content | User | ||
| 666164 | 2008-05-05 06:32:00 | After reading a few in the election thread, it has whet my appetite you might say...so post away, lets see what you've got. The funniest one won't get anything. :p I'll start with a few of my favoutires. Confucius Say: Man who drop watch in toilet have sh1tty time. Confucius Say: Woman who put husband in dog house, will soon find him in cat house. Confucius Say: Man who eat crackers in bed wake up feeling crummy. Confucius Say: Man who run in front of bus get tired. Confucius Say: Man who run behind bus get exhausted. Confucius Say: Man who stand on toilet high on pot. Confucius Say: It take many nail to build crib, one screw to fill it. Confucius Say: Man who eat many prunes get good run for money. Confucius Say: Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night. Confucius Say: Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement. Confucius Say: Man who lose key to apartment not get new key. |
wratterus (105) | ||
| 666165 | 2008-05-05 07:23:00 | Confucius say: Man who knows that many Confucius sayings, got to much time on his hands. Ken :lol: |
kenj (9738) | ||
| 666166 | 2008-05-05 07:41:00 | Confucius Say: Woman who cooks cabbage and peas in same pot, not clean :rolleyes: | Terry Porritt (14) | ||
| 666167 | 2008-05-05 07:43:00 | Confucius has a lot to say about men. :p | Jen (38) | ||
| 666168 | 2008-05-05 07:44:00 | OK three more, translated real ones though. Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves. Confucius I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand. Confucius He who will not economise will have to agonize. Confucius :thumbs: |
Sue (33) | ||
| 666169 | 2008-05-05 08:03:00 | Confucius say: He who makes love on hillside, him not on level. | lakewoodlady (103) | ||
| 666170 | 2008-05-05 08:22:00 | Confucius Say "Man who walk sideways onto plane going to Bangkok" | CYaBro (73) | ||
| 666171 | 2008-05-05 08:52:00 | Baseball is wrong - man with four balls cannot walk. Man who drive like hell bound to get there. Man who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs. Man who sit on tack get point! Man who jumps off cliff, jumps to conclusion! |
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