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| Thread ID: 89981 | 2008-05-18 22:19:00 | Monday Laughs: .......Best job in the world? | Billy T (70) | PC World Chat |
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| 670581 | 2008-05-22 01:39:00 | lol yeah that is pretty good. Surely these can't be true? -One human hair can support 3 kg (6 lb). -Human thighbones are stronger than concrete. Concrete isn't all that strong. If wasn't any steel in it, you could probably snap a piece the size of your thighbone with your hand. |
Thebananamonkey (7741) | ||
| 670582 | 2008-05-22 01:41:00 | The thigh bone statement is rather meaningless unless it is stated that you are comparing strength in tension, compression or flexion. And the exact mix will be relevant also. Sometimes, some parts of some thighbones may be stronger in some repects than some areas of some concrete samples. Particularly in summer. YMMV. ;) |
R2x1 (4628) | ||
| 670583 | 2008-05-22 03:23:00 | People can condition their bones to become extremely hard, by repeatedly bash them against hard objects. This causes damage to the bone and when it heals it gains extra cells. You see it in martial artists a lot. | Greg (193) | ||
| 670584 | 2008-05-22 04:43:00 | Apparently this was voted the World's funniest joke: Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?" |
Saint Huck (2424) | ||
| 670585 | 2008-05-22 04:49:00 | People can condition their bones to become extremely hard, by repeatedly bash them against hard objects. This causes damage to the bone and when it heals it gains extra cells. You see it in martial artists a lot. I love the educational part of Press F1 |
Cicero (40) | ||
| 670586 | 2008-05-22 04:51:00 | You will like this...... A young ventriloquist was doing a show. With his dummy on his knee, he started going through his usual dumb blonde jokes, when a blonde in the second row stood on her chair and started shouting: "I've heard enough of your stupid blond jokes", she screamed. "What makes you think you can stereotype women in that way? What does the colour of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's people like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as people. It's all because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes, but women in general - and all in the name of humour." The embarrassed ventriloquist began to apologise, whereupon the blonde yelled, "You stay out of this. I'm talking to that little bastard on your lap". |
Cicero (40) | ||
| 670587 | 2008-05-22 05:14:00 | You will like this . . . . . . A young ventriloquist was doing a show . With his dummy on his knee, he started going through his usual dumb blonde jokes, when a blonde in the second row stood on her chair and started shouting: "I've heard enough of your stupid blond jokes", she screamed . "What makes you think you can stereotype women in that way? What does the colour of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's people like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as people . It's all because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes, but women in general - and all in the name of humour . " The embarrassed ventriloquist began to apologise, whereupon the blonde yelled, "You stay out of this . I'm talking to that little bastard on your lap" . :D Ken |
kenj (9738) | ||
| 670588 | 2008-05-22 09:49:00 | Q. Two Auckland guys jump off a cliff. Who wins? A. Society. Q. What does an Auckland girl use as protection during sex? A. A Bus shelter. Q. What do you call an Auckland Boy in a suit? A. The defendant. Q. Why did the Auckland guy cross the road? A. To start a fight, with a complete stranger, for no reason whatsoever. Q. What do you call an Auckland girl in a white tracksuit? A. The bride. Q. If you are driving and you see a Bloke from Auckland on a bike, why should you try not to hit him? A. It might be your bike. Q. What's the first question during an Auckland quiz night? A. What you looking at? Q. Two Auckland Blokes in a car without any music - who is driving? A. The policeman! Q. What do you say to an Auckland person with a job? A. A Big Mac please. Q. What's the difference between an Auckland boy and an Auckland girl? A. An Auckland girl has a higher sperm count. Lol @ editing a racist joke. I'm sure we all know what "Auckland" really means. |
roddy_boy (4115) | ||
| 670589 | 2008-05-23 03:50:00 | Top 10 times in history when the 'F' word was appropriate: "What the *&%# was that?" - Mayor of Hiroshima "Where did all these *&%#ing Indians come from?" - Custer "Any *&%#ing idiot could understand that." - Einstein "It does SO *&%#ing look like her!" - Picasso "How the *&%# did you work that out?" - Pythagoras "You want WHAT on the *&%#ing ceiling?" - Michelangelo "I don't suppose it's gonna *&%#ing rain." - Joan of Arc "Scattered *&%#ing showers...my ass!" - Noah "I need this parade like I need a *&%#ing hole in my head!" -JFK "Ah, come on. Who the *&%# is gonna find out?" - Bill Clinton |
sarel (2490) | ||
| 670590 | 2008-05-23 04:02:00 | That was awesome Sarel!!! :D | wratterus (105) | ||
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