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| Thread ID: 89981 | 2008-05-18 22:19:00 | Monday Laughs: .......Best job in the world? | Billy T (70) | PC World Chat |
| Post ID | Timestamp | Content | User | ||
| 670571 | 2008-05-21 11:39:00 | Someone is jealous Cicero... :D | beeswax34 (63) | ||
| 670572 | 2008-05-21 20:52:00 | Someone is jealous Cicero... :D Surely not.:wub |
Cicero (40) | ||
| 670573 | 2008-05-21 21:09:00 | Enough of this cheap innuendo about jealousy, here's another joke: Four guys were at a blokey deer-huntin' camp . They had to bunk two to a room, but no one wanted to room with Daryl because he snored so badly . They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns . The first guy slept in the room with Daryl and came to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot . The other two said, "Man, what happened to you?" He said, "Daryl snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night . " The next night it was the second guy's turn . In the morning, same thing - hair all standing up, eyes all bloodshot . The other two said, "Man, what happened to you? You look awful!" He said, "Man, that Daryl shakes the roof . I sat up and watched him all night . " The third night was Frank's turn . Frank was a big burly ex- rugby player; a man's man . The next morning he came to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy tailed . "Good morning all," he said . The other two couldn't believe it! He looked rested and wide awake . They asked, "Man, what happened?" He said, "Well, we got ready for bed, then I went over and tucked Daryl into bed, patted his ass and kissed him good night . Daryl sat up and watched me all night . " Cheers Billy 8-{) :) |
Billy T (70) | ||
| 670574 | 2008-05-21 22:24:00 | That was rude,so a clean one to purify the mind . . . . Dark in Here! A wife takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work . The 9-year old son comes home early, sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch . Unexpectedly, the woman's husband also comes home . She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is already in there . The little boy says, "Dark in here . " The man says, "Yes, it is . " Boy: "I have a baseball . " Man: "That's nice" Boy: "Want to buy it?" Man: "No, thanks . " Boy: "My Dad's outside . " Man: "OK, how much?" Boy: "$250" Weeks later, it happen s that the boy and the lover find themselves in the closet again . Boy: "Dark in here . " Man: "Yes, it is . " Boy: "I have a baseball glove . " The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, "How much?" Boy: "$750" Man: "Sold" A few days later, the Dad says to the boy, "Grab your glove, let's go outside and have a game of catch . " The boy says, "I can't, I sold my baseball and my glove . " The Dad asks, "How much did you sell them for?" Boy: "$1,000" The Dad says, "That's terrible to rip off your friends like that . . . that is way more than those two things cost I'm taking you to church, to confession . " In church, the Dad makes sure the boy goes in to the confessional and closes the door . The boy says, "Dark in here . " The priest says, "Don't start that **** again you're in my closet now . " |
Cicero (40) | ||
| 670575 | 2008-05-21 22:39:00 | :lol: :lol: Good one Cic. :D |
wratterus (105) | ||
| 670576 | 2008-05-21 23:50:00 | lol yeah that is pretty good. Surely these can't be true? -One human hair can support 3 kg (6 lb). -Human thighbones are stronger than concrete. |
mejobloggs (264) | ||
| 670577 | 2008-05-21 23:53:00 | Geez I dunno - anyone willing to test that theory? The hair one is easy enough to test, and I dunno about the thigh bone... |
wratterus (105) | ||
| 670578 | 2008-05-22 00:14:00 | The thigh bone statement is rather meaningless unless it is stated that you are comparing strength in tension, compression or flexion. And the exact mix will be relevant also. | user (1404) | ||
| 670579 | 2008-05-22 01:24:00 | Holey crap it was the punch line - checking your thumb length - Jokes are never meant to be serious or taken as fact. Well maybe this one - its actually true. :D A man was riding his Harley along a California beach when suddenly the Sky clouded above his head... In a booming voice, the Lord said, 'Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.' The biker pulled over and said, 'Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want.' The Lord said, 'Your request is materialistic, think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind.' The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, 'Lord, I wish that I, and all men, could understand our wives; I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothings wrong, and how I can make a woman truly happy.' The Lord replied, 'You want two lanes, or four, on that bridge? :rolleyes: |
wainuitech (129) | ||
| 670580 | 2008-05-22 01:27:00 | :lol: :lol: :lol: This weeks have been some of the best for ages!! :D |
wratterus (105) | ||
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