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Thread ID: 89981 2008-05-18 22:19:00 Monday Laughs: .......Best job in the world? Billy T (70) PC World Chat
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670571 2008-05-21 11:39:00 Someone is jealous Cicero... :D beeswax34 (63)
670572 2008-05-21 20:52:00 Someone is jealous Cicero... :D
Surely not.:wub
Cicero (40)
670573 2008-05-21 21:09:00 Enough of this cheap innuendo about jealousy, here's another joke:

Four guys were at a blokey deer-huntin' camp . They had to bunk two to a room, but no one wanted to room with Daryl because he snored so badly . They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns .

The first guy slept in the room with Daryl and came to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot . The other two said, "Man, what happened to you?" He said, "Daryl snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night . "

The next night it was the second guy's turn . In the morning, same thing - hair all standing up, eyes all bloodshot . The other two said, "Man, what happened to you? You look awful!" He said, "Man, that Daryl shakes the roof . I sat up and watched him all night . "

The third night was Frank's turn . Frank was a big burly ex- rugby player; a man's man . The next morning he came to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy tailed . "Good morning all," he said . The other two couldn't believe it! He looked rested and wide awake . They asked, "Man, what happened?"

He said, "Well, we got ready for bed, then I went over and tucked Daryl into bed, patted his ass and kissed him good night . Daryl sat up and watched me all night . "

Cheers

Billy 8-{) :)
Billy T (70)
670574 2008-05-21 22:24:00 That was rude,so a clean one to purify the mind . . . .

Dark in Here!

A wife takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work .
The 9-year old son comes home early, sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch .
Unexpectedly, the woman's husband also comes home .
She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is already in there .


The little boy says, "Dark in here . "
The man says, "Yes, it is . "
Boy: "I have a baseball . "
Man: "That's nice"
Boy: "Want to buy it?"
Man: "No, thanks . "
Boy: "My Dad's outside . "
Man: "OK, how much?"
Boy: "$250"
Weeks later, it happen s that the boy and the lover find themselves in the closet again .
Boy: "Dark in here . "
Man: "Yes, it is . "
Boy: "I have a baseball glove . "
The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, "How much?"
Boy: "$750"
Man: "Sold"
A few days later, the Dad says to the boy,

"Grab your glove, let's go outside and have a game of catch . "
The boy says, "I can't, I sold my baseball and my glove . "
The Dad asks, "How much did you sell them for?"
Boy: "$1,000"




The Dad says,



"That's terrible to rip off your friends like that . . . that is way more than those two things cost I'm taking you to church, to confession . "
In church, the Dad makes sure the boy goes in to the confessional and closes the door .


The boy says, "Dark in here . "


The priest says, "Don't start that **** again you're in my closet now . "
Cicero (40)
670575 2008-05-21 22:39:00 :lol: :lol:

Good one Cic. :D
wratterus (105)
670576 2008-05-21 23:50:00 lol yeah that is pretty good.

Surely these can't be true?

-One human hair can support 3 kg (6 lb).

-Human thighbones are stronger than concrete.
mejobloggs (264)
670577 2008-05-21 23:53:00 Geez I dunno - anyone willing to test that theory?

The hair one is easy enough to test, and I dunno about the thigh bone...
wratterus (105)
670578 2008-05-22 00:14:00 The thigh bone statement is rather meaningless unless it is stated that you are comparing strength in tension, compression or flexion. And the exact mix will be relevant also. user (1404)
670579 2008-05-22 01:24:00 Holey crap it was the punch line - checking your thumb length - Jokes are never meant to be serious or taken as fact.

Well maybe this one - its actually true. :D

A man was riding his Harley along a California beach when suddenly the
Sky clouded above his head... In a booming voice, the Lord said,
'Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant
you one wish.'
The biker pulled over and said, 'Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can
ride over anytime I want.'
The Lord said, 'Your request is materialistic, think of the enormous
challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required to
reach the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would
take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it,
but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take
a little more time and think of something that could possibly help
mankind.'
The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, 'Lord, I
wish that I, and all men, could understand our wives; I want to know
how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent
treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothings
wrong, and how I can make a woman truly happy.'

The Lord replied, 'You want two lanes, or four, on that bridge? :rolleyes:
wainuitech (129)
670580 2008-05-22 01:27:00 :lol: :lol: :lol:

This weeks have been some of the best for ages!! :D
wratterus (105)
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