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| Thread ID: 90209 | 2008-05-26 21:51:00 | Anyone want a girlfriend. | Trev (427) | PC World Chat |
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| 672817 | 2008-05-27 05:28:00 | I have been communicating with her for ages and she is arriving here in Christchurch on Saturday at 9.30 via Singapore Airlines. I know cause I sent her the money for the fare and she sent me a copy of the ticket. She is beautiful and 176 cm and 56kg, blonde and really model material. Interested in swapping her for a slightly used wife. |
Bantu (52) | ||
| 672818 | 2008-05-27 05:36:00 | Interested in swapping her for a slightly used wife. Slightly premature I would have thought,give it 6 months. I would take advice on the 6 months! |
Cicero (40) | ||
| 672819 | 2008-05-27 05:39:00 | "I wait for your letter on my personal electronic box:" ahaha that made my day. im going to start calling my computer my personal electronic box. |
dirtbag (6060) | ||
| 672820 | 2008-05-27 21:02:00 | I was going to reply to Trev's post, but I don't think I will. Trev's too smart to fall for that. | JJJJJ (528) | ||
| 672821 | 2008-05-28 02:26:00 | I suppose if you reply she well want some money and alot more etc etc until she has thousands off you and then she disappears, thats if she is real in the first place. Like that poor guy on TV a couple of weeks ago. :banana :banana :D It's "will," not well. |
roddy_boy (4115) | ||
| 672822 | 2008-05-28 05:42:00 | It's "will," not well. We were all mortally insulted by his slip up, boy am I glad we have you here... I'd join you, but I have a life outside of correcting others faults. Of course, I'm in the perfect position to correct them, given that I have no faults of my own. |
Thebananamonkey (7741) | ||
| 672823 | 2008-05-28 14:25:00 | Oh I am so deeply disappointed! I am vanting to marry a Gud decent Kivi Bloke, and all I hear now is mouths and mouths of abvuse. Why, I scream to myselves, cannot the Gud Kivi Blokes takes me at face value? I am lovely. I am lonely. I am gorgeous. But I cannot find happiness here at home in my village. Oh why won't some kind heart from New Zealand love me for who I am. I promise to be a kind, loving woman. I am educated with a degree in Rocket Science, plus I am completely familiar with Brain Surgery. I am anatomically sound and secure, with a bod that any movie star would die for. Oh please please accept me as your wife. I will luv you for all time, long time, and any time. Sincerely, Natalia (gorgeous, in case you forgot) |
Natalia (13799) | ||
| 672824 | 2008-05-28 20:28:00 | Natalia Don't take any noice of these guys. I will be there at the airport saturday 9.30am. I am looking forward to caring for you and loving you and giving you lots of babies. I love you.:wub |
theother1 (3573) | ||
| 672825 | 2008-05-28 20:48:00 | Natalia Don't take any noice of these guys. I will be there at the airport saturday 9.30am. I am looking forward to caring for you and loving you and giving you lots of babies. I love you.:wub :clap An acquaintance, who has recently returned from a business trip to Natalia's region, said most of the women he saw were incredibly beautiful and not wearing head scarves and smelling of essence of tractor. In his words, they are the antithesis of their male counterparts!! (See what too much vodka does to you!!). He also said so many are desperate to escape their environment. I can see from 'Natalia's' post she already knows our lingo, with words like Kivi Bloke and bod. What an asset!! |
Marnie (4574) | ||
| 672826 | 2008-05-28 21:04:00 | Theother1 Please tell Natalia altho' she obviously think I'm not suitable, I still love her and will take her willingly as my second wife. (Now, to get past SWMBO with this one) LOL sarel |
sarel (2490) | ||
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