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Thread ID: 90178	2008-05-25 21:22:00	Monday Laughs: .......Since we are recycling oldies but goodies......	Billy T (70)	PC World Chat

Post ID	Timestamp	Content	User
672508	2008-05-26 08:38:00	God I love that website: http://thedailywtf.com/ Here's my favourite: thedailywtf.com Just read the comments after :lol:	beeswax34 (63)
672509	2008-05-26 22:38:00	A man charges into a bank wearing a balaclava and wielding a handgun . He shouts "this is a raid - everyone get on the floor!!", and proceeds to empty the cash drawers . As he runs towards the door with the loot, a brave customer yanks off his balaclava . The robber immediately shoots the customer in the head and shouts . . "Did anybody else here see my face?" . The robber notices another customer peering from behind a counter and goes over and shoots him in the head also . "Did anybody else see my face?" he shouts again, waving his gun around . There is silence for a few seconds before a male voice is heard from a distant corner . . "I think my missus caught a glimpse . . . . "	Cicero (40)
672510	2008-05-26 23:32:00	:lol:	rob_on_guitar (4196)
672511	2008-05-27 00:26:00	Good one, Cic! :D I can actually imagine I would laugh in that situation....probably get a bullet through the brain.	wratterus (105)
672512	2008-05-27 02:33:00	No prob Ratto . . . . . . . . CATHOLIC HORSES One day while he was at the track playing the ponies and all but losing his shirt, Mitch noticed a priest who stepped out onto the track and blessed the forehead of one of the horses lining up for the 4th race . Lo and behold, that horse - a very long shot - won the race . . Before the next race, as the horses began lining up, Mitch watched with Interest the old priest step onto the track . Sure enough, as the 5th race horses came to the starting gate the priest made a blessing on the forehead of one of the horses . Mitch made a beeline for a betting window and placed a small bet on the horse . Again, even though it was another long shot, the horse the priest had blessed won the race . Mitch collected his winnings, and anxiously waited to see which horse the priest would bless for the 6th race . The priest again blessed a horse . Mitch bet big on it, and it won . Mitch was elated . As the races continued the priest kept blessing long shot horses, and each one ended up coming in first . Bye and bye, Mitch was pulling in some serious money . By the last race, he knew his wildest dreams were going to come true . He made a quick dash to the ATM, withdrew all his savings, and awaited the priest's blessing that would tell him which horse to bet on . True to his pattern, the priest stepped onto the track for the last race and blessed the forehead of an old nag that was the longest shot of the day . Mitch also observed the priest blessing the eyes, ears, and hooves of the old nag . Mitch knew he had a winner and bet every cent he owned on the old nag . He then watched dumbfounded as the old nag come in dead last . Mitch, in a state of shock, made his way down to the track area where the priest was . Confronting the old priest he demanded, 'Father! What happened? All day long you blessed horses and they all won . Then in the last race, the horse you blessed lost by a Kentucky mile . Now, thanks to you I've lost every cent of my savings - all of it!' . The priest nodded wisely and with sympathy . 'Son,' he said, 'that's the problem with you Protestants, you can't tell the difference between a simple blessing and last rites . '	Cicero (40)
672513	2008-05-27 03:04:00	Loved that one Cic, thanks :D.	Erayd (23)
672514	2008-05-27 08:58:00	An old Triumph rider went to jail. After a few months he asked to see the doctor. The doctor asked what the problem was and the biker said he was worried about his flatulence. The doc asked if he could demonstrate and the biker did so. Nothing to worry about said the doc, its just absence makes the fart go Honda	Whenu (9358)
672515	2008-05-27 20:56:00	In a train there was a Canadian, an American, a spectacular looking blonde and a frightfully awful looking fat lady . The train happens to pass through a dark tunnel, and the unmistakable sound of a slap is heard . When they leave the tunnel, the American had a big red slap mark on his cheek . ** The blonde thought - "that American son of a ***** wanted to touch me and by mistake, he must have put his hand on the fat lady, who in turn must have slapped his face" ** The fat lady thought - "this dirty old American laid his hands on the blond and she smacked him" ** The American thought - "That damned Canadian put his hand on that blond and by mistake she slapped me" ** The Canadian thought - "I hope there's another tunnel soon so I can smack that stupid American again"	sarel (2490)
672516	2008-05-28 03:07:00	My contribution (www.imagef1.net.nz) this week...	wratterus (105)
672517	2008-05-28 06:57:00	An 86 year old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk.... The Receptionist said, 'Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor for today?' 'There's something wrong with my dick', he replied. The receptionist became irritated and said, 'You shouldn't come into a crowded waiting room and say things like that.' 'Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you,' he said. The Receptionist replied; 'Now you've caused some embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something, and discussed the problem further with the Doctor in private.' The man replied, 'You shouldn't ask people questions in a room full of strangers, if the answer could embarrass anyone.' The man walked out, waited several minutes and then re-entered. The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, 'Yes??' 'There's something wrong with my ear', he stated. The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice. 'And what is wrong with your ear, Sir??' 'I can't piss out of it,' he replied. The waiting room erupted in laughter. Mess with seniors and you're gonna lose!	Cicero (40)
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