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| Thread ID: 90531 | 2008-06-06 04:20:00 | More "OLDSTERS" Stuff | SPARKY (13797) | PC World Chat |
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| 676052 | 2008-06-06 04:20:00 | SurferJoe asked me to post this..prolly to see if I could: GAMES FOR WHEN WE ARE OLDER: 1. Sag, you're It. 2. Hide and go pee. 3. 20 questions shouted into your good ear. 4. Kick the bucket 5. Red Rover, Red Rover, the nurse says Bend Over. 6. Musical recliners. 7. Simon says something incoherent. 8. Pin the Toupee on the bald guy SIGNS OF MENOPAUSE: 1. You sell your home heating system at a yard sale. 2. You have to write post-it notes with your kids' names on them. 3. You change your underwear after a sneeze. OLD IS WHEN: 1. Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face. 2. You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go a long. 3. Getting a little action means I don't need fiber today. 4. Getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot. 5. An all-nighter means not getting up to pee! THOUGHTS FOR THE WEEKEND: Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctr Alt Delete' and start all over? If raising children was going to be easy, it never would have started with something called labor! Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever. PONDERISMS: I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes. The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement. Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.. Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks about seeing UFOs like they used to? Maybe they should start carrying thermometers...to see how there is NO Global Warming! In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird.. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal. How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if he's going to look up there anyway? Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? |
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| 676053 | 2008-06-06 04:35:00 | Welcome to PressF1 Sparky. | wratterus (105) | ||
| 676054 | 2008-06-06 04:37:00 | Thanks....I've actually been a member for a while...just kinda hung out and lurked for a year or so.... | SPARKY (13797) | ||
| 676055 | 2008-06-06 04:52:00 | Either way, good to have ya! :D | wratterus (105) | ||
| 676056 | 2008-06-07 04:59:00 | Thanks....I've actually been a member for a while...just kinda hung out and lurked for a year or so.... Yeah...here's the true "join date" : Join Date: May 2005 :clap :banana :punk Time really flies when you're having fun.... But the post looks great! |
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