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| Thread ID: 90521 | 2008-06-05 21:43:00 | Strictly One Liners | Roscoe (6288) | PC World Chat |
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| 675988 | 2008-06-05 21:43:00 | You know what I mean - one sentence, one line, no more, no less.:stare: Examples: People who give up smoking usually substitute something else - like bragging. Did you hear about the religious moth who gave up wollens for lint? Should two lovers be frank and earnest or should one of them be a girl? Ladies, if your electric blanket doesn't work, don't try to fix it, call a man in. She used to go with the landlord but now she goes with the rent. Sleep is that which, if you don't get enough of, you wake up half a. You look like a virus resting between epidemics. His mother wanted him to be a missionary but he didn't get the position. He used to breed horses until he found out that they could do it themselves. Archaeologists do it by trowel and era. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: |
Roscoe (6288) | ||
| 675989 | 2008-06-05 23:39:00 | 'Resolve is never stronger than the morning after the night before when it was weakest' ;) | nofam (9009) | ||
| 675990 | 2008-06-06 00:25:00 | If aliens are smart enough to travel through space, why do they keep abducting the dumbest people on earth? | pctek (84) | ||
| 675991 | 2008-06-06 00:39:00 | Sometimes I wake up grumpy, other times I let her sleep. Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time. |
wratterus (105) | ||
| 675992 | 2008-06-06 00:41:00 | Everyone who drives slower than you as a moron, and faster are maniacs. | ubergeek85 (131) | ||
| 675993 | 2008-06-06 02:44:00 | Answers in white. How do you make a dish washer into a snow blower? Give the missus a shovel. Why don't blind men skydive? Because it scares the sh*t out of the dog. Why does Michael Jackson like twenty-four year olds? Because there are twenty of them. The fight we had last night was my fault, my wife asked me what was on the TV and I said dust. |
wratterus (105) | ||
| 675994 | 2008-06-06 04:35:00 | No good deed goes unpunished I married Mr. Right, but I didn't know "Always" was his first name. A good friend will come and bail you outta jail, but a REAL friend will say: "Damn...that was fun!" Say what you want..say what you think...but whatever you say, don't say it in ink. Some cause happiness wherever they go, others whenever they go. |
SPARKY (13797) | ||
| 675995 | 2008-06-06 09:15:00 | I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy. I got a sweater for Christmas but what I really wanted was a screamer or a moaner. There are 10 types of people in this world : those who know binary and those who don't. Give a man fire and he is warm for the night, whereas set a man on fire and he is warm for the rest of his life. It's an ill wind that spoils the broth. And finally, not a one liner but what time is it in Michael Jackson's house when the big hand touches the little hand? Bed time. |
andrew93 (249) | ||
| 675996 | 2008-06-06 10:23:00 | The opinions expressed by the man of this house, are not necessarily those of the management. | Marnie (4574) | ||
| 675997 | 2008-06-06 10:40:00 | "An eye for an eye makes us all go blind!!!" | password (5384) | ||
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