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| Thread ID: 90884 | 2008-06-19 04:22:00 | Simian Solution | SurferJoe46 (51) | PC World Chat |
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| 680168 | 2008-06-19 04:22:00 | A man calls the Animal Control in his town, because there is a crazed gorilla on his roof, and he can't figure out how to get it down safely . Soon, a van pulls up, and an old man gets out, carrying a small dog, a baseball bat, and a gun . He hands the man the gun . "Okay, here's what we do . I'm going to go up onto your roof, and threaten the gorilla with this baseball bat until he falls down . When he falls down, this little dog will bite him in the balls until he's incapacitated . " "Great," says the man . "But what's the gun for?" "In case I fall down instead of the gorilla -- shoot the dog . " |
SurferJoe46 (51) | ||
| 680169 | 2008-06-19 04:28:00 | Gosh, and it isn't Monday and Billy T is away still? Anyway Paddy was working at the fish plant in Cork when he accidentally cut off all 10 of his fingers . He went to the emergency room in Cork 's hospital . The doctor looked at Paddy and said, 'Lets be avin' da fingers and I'll see what oi can do' . Paddy said, 'Oi haven't got da fingers . ' 'Whadda ya mean you haven't got da fingers? Lord Tunderin' Jesus, it's 2008! We's got microsurgery and all kinds of incredible techniques . I could have put dem back on and made you like new! Why didn't ya bring da fingers?!?' And Paddy said, ' How da fock was I 'spose to pick dem up?' Ken |
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| 680170 | 2008-06-19 04:54:00 | :lol: Good one Ken. |
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