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Thread ID: 91018 2008-06-23 09:34:00 Carlin = Dead Metla (12) PC World Chat
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681505 2008-06-23 09:34:00 www.iht.com Metla (12)
681506 2008-06-23 09:49:00 www.youtube.com Metla (12)
681507 2008-06-23 10:20:00 :( :( :( tweak'e (69)
681508 2008-06-23 10:24:00 You know what the dead do with most of their time? They watch the living. Especially in the shower.

Good guy, RIP
sal (67)
681509 2008-06-23 10:48:00 S, P, F, C, CS, MF, T. RIP. zqwerty (97)
681510 2008-06-23 11:00:00 S, P, F, C, CS, MF, T. RIP.
What about on PF1? Surely piss and tits are OK..."Mike was tits up pissed"?
sal (67)
681511 2008-06-23 11:25:00 I loved his Atheism. He will be sadly missed
:(
radium (8645)
681512 2008-06-23 11:30:00 And tits is such a FRIENDLY word!!! :)

Wow. What a shock - and only 71...

It will indeed be dark tonight, followed by patches of light...
johcar (6283)
681513 2008-06-23 11:36:00 "If it’s true that our species is alone in the universe, then I’d have to say that the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little."


"The mayfly lives only one day. And sometimes it rains."

"I don't have any beliefs or allegiances. I don't believe in this country, I don't believe in religion, or a god, and I don't believe in all these man-made institutional ideas."
zqwerty (97)
681514 2008-06-23 11:46:00 "The paradox of our time in history is that we have taller buildings but shorter tempers, wider freeways, but narrower viewpoints. We spend more, but have less, we buy more, but enjoy less. We have bigger houses and smaller families, more conveniences, but less time. We have more degrees but less sense, more knowledge, but less judgment, more experts, yet more problems, more medicine, but less wellness.

We drink too much, smoke too much, spend too recklessly, laugh too little, drive too fast, get too angry, stay up too late, get up too tired, read too little, watch TV too much, and pray too seldom. We have multiplied our possessions, but reduced our values. We talk too much, love too seldom, and hate too often.

We've learned how to make a living, but not a life. We've added years to life not life to years. We've been all the way to the moon and back, but have trouble crossing the street to meet a new neighbour. We conquered outer space but not inner space. We've done larger things, but not better things. We've cleaned up the air, but polluted the soul. We've conquered the atom, but not our prejudice. We write more, but learn less. We plan more, but accomplish less. We've learned to rush, but not to wait. We build more computers to hold more information, to produce more copies than ever, but we communicate less and less.

These are the times of fast foods and slow digestion, big men and small character, steep profits and shallow relationships. These are the days of two incomes but more divorce, fancier houses, but broken homes. These are days of quick trips, disposable diapers, throwaway morality, one night stands, overweight bodies, and pills that do everything from cheer, to quiet, to kill. It is a time when there is much in the showroom window and nothing in the stockroom. A time when technology can bring this letter to you, and a time when you can choose either to share this insight, or to just hit delete.

Remember, spend some time with your loved ones, because they are not going to be around forever. Remember, say a kind word to someone who looks up to you in awe, because that little person soon will grow up and leave your side. Remember, to give a warm hug to the one next to you, because that is the only treasure you can give with your heart and it doesn't cost a cent.

Remember, to say, "I love you" to your partner and your loved ones, but most of all mean it. A kiss and an embrace will mend hurt when it comes from deep inside of you. Remember to hold hands and cherish the moment for someday that person will not be there again. Give time to love, give time to speak, and give time to share the precious thoughts in your mind.

AND ALWAYS REMEMBER: Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."

shortly after his first wife died in 1997.

"Thou shalt keep thy religion to thyself."

"I look at it this way... For centuries now, man has done everything he can to destroy, defile, and interfere with nature: clear-cutting forests, strip-mining mountains, poisoning the atmosphere, over-fishing the oceans, polluting the rivers and lakes, destroying wetlands and aquifers... so when nature strikes back, and smacks him on the head and kicks him in the nuts, I enjoy that. I have absolutely no sympathy for human beings whatsoever. None. And no matter what kind of problem humans are facing, whether it's natural or man-made, I always hope it gets worse."

"Religion convinced the world that there's an invisible man in the sky who watches everything you do. And there's 10 things he doesn't want you to do or else you'll go to a burning place with a lake of fire until the end of eternity. But he loves you! ...And he needs money! He's all powerful, but he can't handle money!"

"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."
zqwerty (97)
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