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| Thread ID: 90991 | 2008-06-22 22:02:00 | Monday Laughs: ............Seniors | Billy T (70) | PC World Chat |
| Post ID | Timestamp | Content | User | ||
| 681180 | 2008-06-27 02:33:00 | After nearly 48 years of marriage, a couple was lying in bed one evening, when the wife felt her husband begin to fondle her in ways he hadn't done in quite some time. It almost tickled as his fingers started at her neck, and then began moving down past the small of her back. He then caressed her shoulders and neck, slowly worked his hand down over her breasts, stopping just over her lower stomach. He then proceeded to place his hand on her left inner arm, caressed past the side of her breast again, working down her side, passed gently over her buttock and down her leg to her calf. Then, he proceeded up her inner thigh, stopping just at the uppermost portion of her leg. He continued in the same manner on her right side, then suddenly stopped, rolled over and became silent. As she had become quite aroused by this caressing, she asked in a loving voice, "Honey, that was wonderful. Why did you stop?" I found the remote," he mumbled. That was utterly disgusting. |
Jams (1051) | ||
| 681181 | 2008-06-27 02:40:00 | That was utterly disgusting. Agreed, bad mental pictures. :( |
wratterus (105) | ||
| 681182 | 2008-06-27 03:38:00 | That was utterly disgusting. Are you saying the remote should be kept in a more prominent place? |
Cicero (40) | ||
| 681183 | 2008-06-27 03:50:00 | Agreed, bad mental pictures. :( Just imagine there's a dot between the 4 and the 8. ;) |
qazwsxokmijn (102) | ||
| 681184 | 2008-06-27 03:52:00 | Just imagine there's a dot between the 4 and the 8. ;) Yuck. Just... yuck!!! :xmouth: :lol: |
wratterus (105) | ||
| 681185 | 2008-06-27 07:23:00 | Yuck . Just . . . yuck!!! :xmouth: :lol: Toughen up lad . |
Cicero (40) | ||
| 681186 | 2008-06-27 07:32:00 | Just imagine there's a dot between the 4 and the 8. ;) :confused: |
Greven (91) | ||
| 681187 | 2008-06-27 11:34:00 | I'm with you Greven, but anyway: Who Is God? A little kid asks his father, "Daddy, is God a man or a woman?" "Both son . God is both . " After awhile the kid comes again and asks, "Daddy, is God black or white?" "Both son, both . " "Daddy, does God love children?" "Yes son, he loves all children . " The child returns a few minutes later and says, "Daddy, is Michael Jackson God?" |
johcar (6283) | ||
| 681188 | 2008-06-27 12:02:00 | You will love this A Husband takes his wife to play her first game of golf . . . . . Of course, the wife promptly hacked her first shot right through the Window of the biggest house adjacent to the course . The husband cringed, "I warned you to be careful! Now we'll have to go Up there, find the owner, apologize and see how much your lousy drive is going to cost us . " etc . . . . Didn't we have this only a few weeks ago? |
the_bogan (9949) | ||
| 681189 | 2008-06-28 04:41:00 | And many weeks before that. | beeswax34 (63) | ||
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