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| Thread ID: 145645 | 2017-12-24 22:19:00 | Monday laughs ... Fairytales of New York, a Dubai genii, and Nurse Nancy | WalOne (4202) | PC World Chat |
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| 1444018 | 2017-12-24 22:19:00 | Hi guys ... :banana :D:D Monday Laughs is on holiday / on strike / non compos mentis from now until January 8 … so here's wishing everybody a merry Christmas and happy New Year. For those travelling have a safe journey and return. 8576 Until January 8 here’s some bits and bobs to be going on with … XXXXX/////\\\\\XXXXX :eek: Three men die on Christmas Eve and go to heaven, where they’re met by Saint Peter. “In order to get in," he tells them, “you must each produce something representative of the holidays." The first man digs into his pockets and pulls out a match and lights it. “This represents a candle of hope." Impressed, Peter lets him in. The second man pulls out a tangle of keys and shakes them. “These are bells." He’s allowed in too. “So," St Peter says to the third man, “what do you have?" The third man proudly shows him a pair of red panties. “What do these have to do with Christmas?" asks St Peter. “They’re Carol’s." XXXXX/////\\\\\XXXXX Most clergyman these days use a standard liturgy for services. To personalise a funeral service for example, they enter a “find and replace" command into their word processor. The program then finds the name of the deceased from the previous funeral and replaces it with the name of the recently dearly departed for the upcoming one. It happened that for a recent service, the funeral was going smoothly until the congregation intoned the Apostles’ Creed. “Jesus Christ," they read from the printed program, “born of the Virgin Madge." XXXXX/////\\\\\XXXXX Had enough of the rellies already? Lift your spirits 8577 Click HERE (www.youtube.com) XXXXX/////\\\\\XXXXX Want some non-commercial Christmas music today? From the Phillipines, here’s 1.5 hours of Paskong Pinoy : The Best Christmas Songs Medley nonStop - Tagalog Christmas Songs New 2018 Paskong Pinoy (www.youtube.com) Cheers folks, until January 8 8578 |
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| 1444019 | 2017-12-25 08:17:00 | Thanks Wal and happy holidays | gary67 (56) | ||
| 1444020 | 2017-12-29 20:32:00 | To err is human, but to really screw up you need a computer. I realised I was dyslexic when I went to a toga party dressed as a goat. Studying. Notice how they put 'dying' at the end of the word. When signing a letter with "Regards" remember that the T and G key are very close! Mother-in-law is an anagram of Woman Hitler. Looks like the days of good grammar is went. You put the pro in procrastination. And the crass. We're against bureaucracy, hypocrisy, and anything ending in 'y'. I think ... therefore I am overqualified for Gov't service. ;) |
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| 1444021 | 2017-12-30 04:51:00 | Just for the cat fans (www.flixxy.com). <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse are in divorce court. "Mickey," the judge says, "I'm sorry. I can't grant you a divorce on the grounds of insanity. Minnie seems quite sane to me." "I didn't say she was insane," exclaims Mickey. "I said she was ****ing Goofy." <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> A blonde walks into a gas station and says to the manager, "I locked my keys in my car. Do you have a coat hanger or something I can stick through the window to unlock the door?" The manager gives the blonde a bent coat hanger. A few minutes later, he goes out to check on her. As her approaches the blonde working the hanger in window, he notices another blonde inside the car, coaching "No, no! A little to the left." <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> |
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