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Thread ID: 92012	2008-07-25 22:29:00	Farm Humor	SurferJoe46 (51)	PC World Chat

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692201	2008-07-25 22:29:00	A farm boy accidentally overturned his wagonload of corn. The farmer who lived nearby heard the noise and yelled over to the boy, "Hey Willis, forget your troubles. Come in and visit with us. I'll help you get the wagon up later." "That's mighty nice of you," Willis answered, "but I don't think Pa would like me to." "Aw come on boy," the farmer insisted. "Well okay," the boy finally agreed, and added, "but Pa won't like it." After a hearty dinner, Willis thanked his host. "I feel a lot better now, but I know Pa is going to be real upset." "Don't be foolish!" the neighbor said with a smile. "By the way, where is he?" "Under the wagon." ~~~~~~~~~~~ An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen when the old woman wistfully recalled that the next week would mark their golden wedding anniversary. "Let's have a party, Homer," she suggested. "Let's kill a pig." The farmer scratched his grizzled head. "Gee, Ethel," he finally answered, "I don't see why the pig should take the blame for something that happened fifty years ago. ~~~~~~~~~~~ A husband and wife were driving down a country lane on their way to visit some friends. They came to a muddy patch in the road and the car became bogged. After a few minutes of trying to get the car out by themselves, they saw a young farmer coming down the lane, driving some oxen before him. The farmer stopped when he saw the couple in trouble and offered to pull the car out of the mud for $50. The husband accepted and minutes later the car was free. The farmer turned to the husband and said, "You know, you're the tenth car I've helped out of the mud today." The husband looks around at the fields incredulously and asks the farmer, "When do you have time to plough your land? At night?" "No," the young farmer replied seriously, "Night is when I put the water in the hole."	SurferJoe46 (51)
692202	2008-07-26 03:10:00	The second one is rather good.	R2x1 (4628)
692203	2008-07-26 03:39:00	Very good I like them all, gave me something to read while cloning my step sons hard drive to a new bigger one for his birthday	gary67 (56)
692204	2008-07-26 06:14:00	The 3rd one is the best :lol:	beeswax34 (63)
692205	2008-07-27 07:26:00	Fellow driving past a farmhouse ran over the rooster that was running loose on the road. Picking up the rooster he went and knocked on the farmhouse door. "I'm sorry," he said, "But I ran over your rooster and I'd like to replace him." "Please youself," said the farmer, "The hens are around the back.":yuck:	Roscoe (6288)
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