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| Thread ID: 92151 | 2008-07-31 00:59:00 | Maybe He Was A Double-Zero Spy? | SurferJoe46 (51) | PC World Chat |
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| 693736 | 2008-10-02 18:05:00 | Also here: www.nzherald.co.nz | somebody (208) | ||
| 693737 | 2008-10-02 18:42:00 | Hmm. Here's (www.stuff.co.nz) some photos of stuff he did... |
wratterus (105) | ||
| 693738 | 2008-10-02 22:36:00 | Well . . . last night here in the US they announced that they found some $100 . 00 USD bills and an FAA flying license and some credit cards with his name on them . This morning they announced they have found his plane crashed into a mountain on an upward angle . . from which no-one could have survived or walked away from to die somewhere else . No human remains so far . . . but that's not so strange if a bear got a snack or he wants to hide . Do I smell a D . B . Cooper ( . com/news/features/39593/" target="_blank">nymag . com) story here too? |
SurferJoe46 (51) | ||
| 693739 | 2008-10-02 23:30:00 | The D.B. Cooper story is pretty interesting. A rather fictional mention was made of him and his money in Prison Break. prisonbreak.wikia.com www.stuff.co.nz Looks like they have found his remains... |
wratterus (105) | ||
| 693740 | 2008-10-02 23:51:00 | That's Steve Fossett's, not D.B Cooper's. :D | wratterus (105) | ||
| 693741 | 2008-10-03 01:31:00 | I strongly suspect that the US of A doesn't exist at all . I reckon it is a vast conspiracy created during WWII to hide the fact that the whole of the Continental US was blown up by a rogue atomic explosion that cause the entire land mass north of Mexico and South of Canada to disappear beneath the waves like a latter day Atlantis . The few survivors (who were very conveniently airborne in flying boats at the time, another conspiracy that warrants investigation) subsequently created a vast holographic image projected from wave-powered lasers mounted on huge rafts disguised as floating hurricane debris and Cuban border jumpers . Nobody has ever seen the real US since, except on old Movietone newsreels, and anybody who strays too close to the rafts gets to breathe a wickedly effective hallucinogenic vapour that warps their mind so badly that they think that McDonalds is food, that 1035 Kg men are starving and need to be force-fed a week's groceries at every sitting (make that every lying, he was too bloated to sit up) and that crude oil supplies will last forever . I know this for sure, because no real country would elect Dubbya as their President once, let alone twice, and consider a creationist bimbo like Palin (who thinks the planet is only 12,000 years old and was created by an invisible man) as vice-presidential material, or, gawd help us, as Presidential material after the conspiracy theorists bump off John McCain, a man too stupid to get out of the way of a SAM 3 missile even when he knew it was coming . So, bringing into play Occam's Razor, a fine tool for dispelling bullsh*t wherever it may be sprayed, Fossett probably flew himself straight into the (imaginary) ground, but with his usual luck survived the impact because of his well padded imagination and managed to crawl/walk/ be dragged away from the wreckage by (imaginary) bears until they got tired and decided to have a picnic that his (imaginary) God was unwilling to cancel on the grounds that even (imaginary) bears are entitled to imagine they are hungry and snack on anything that grabs their imagination . However, the bears were more perspicacious than the God thought, and knowing that the US Dollar was totally lacking in nutritious substances (as Fanny Mae and Freddie Mac found out to their cost) they declined to eat the money and left it as a tip for the next passer-by . Not being interested in flying (they were bears for god's sake, not birds) they also left the pilots license and other flight related items for the next passing avian scavenger . Fossett is still out there, caught between the heaven above and the earth below as high-level bird droppings and low-down bear turds . A fitting end for an adventurer . Cheers Billy 8-{) :D Don't bother arguing, I know I'm right, a little purple fairy from the bottom of my garden just flew in and told me so . |
Billy T (70) | ||
| 693742 | 2008-10-04 04:04:00 | They found bone pieces...human ...and now they have a major snow storm hitting tonight so the search is gonna get canceled until Spring. More interesting every day. |
SurferJoe46 (51) | ||
| 693743 | 2008-10-04 05:31:00 | He's not dead, but has gone to join the tax free elite on Sir Richard beardy Bransons private Island along with Monroe, Presley, Lennon and Lord Lucan :waughh: | gary67 (56) | ||
| 693744 | 2008-11-03 23:17:00 | www.stuff.co.nz Well. Supposedly they've confirmed its him by a DNA test. |
wratterus (105) | ||
| 693745 | 2008-11-04 01:18:00 | Yeah...I saw the "Bulletin" on tv here last night and the interview from the sheriff who spearheaded the search. They said it's the same DNA....... Now — if Steve Fossett didn't get into the forensic lab and have switched his own DNA samples and make it all LOOK legal and tidy....maybe I'm sniffing a cover up here...lol. |
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