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| Thread ID: 92260 | 2008-08-03 21:11:00 | Monday Laughs: .......Religion, truth and honesty | Billy T (70) | PC World Chat |
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| 694697 | 2008-08-03 23:04:00 | blaah | mejobloggs (264) | ||
| 694698 | 2008-08-03 23:25:00 | Sorry about the black and white, and poor quality. Was all i could get. www.imagef1.net.nz www.imagef1.net.nz www.imagef1.net.nz www.imagef1.net.nz Hmm... how do I make the images show up on the page instead of links? |
mejobloggs (264) | ||
| 694699 | 2008-08-04 00:26:00 | Indian Chief 'Two Eagles' was asked by a white government official, 'You have observed the white man for 90 years . You've seen his wars and his technological advances . You've seen his progress, and the damage he's done . ' The Chief nodded in agreement . The official continued, 'Considering all these events, in your opinion, where did the white man go wrong?' The Chief stared at the government official for over a minute and then calmly replied . ' When white man find land, Indians running it, no taxes, no debt, plenty buffalo, plenty beaver, clean water . Women did all the work, Medicine man free . Indian man spend all day hunting and fishing; all night having sex . ' Then the chief leaned back and smiled . 'Only white man dumb enough to think he could improve system like that . ' :D |
smithie 38 (6684) | ||
| 694700 | 2008-08-04 00:47:00 | Hmm... how do I make the images show up on the page instead of links? If it was activated here at PF1, you would do it using BB image code tags like this (www.pressf1.co.nz) However,, it is disabled here - and you can imagine that if enabled it can become quite a major problem on forums like this. Threads can become over-run with images in a large number of posts making a thread difficult to read thru, not to mention the probs with users on dialup etc! ;) |
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| 694701 | 2008-08-04 01:33:00 | True yep, thanks | mejobloggs (264) | ||
| 694702 | 2008-08-04 04:48:00 | Indian Chief ' Two Eagles ' was asked by a white government official, ' You have observed the white man for 90 years . You ' ve seen his wars and his technological advances . You ' ve seen his progress, and the damage he ' s done . ' The Chief nodded in agreement . The official continued, ' Considering all these events, in your opinion, where did the white man go wrong? ' The Chief stared at the government official for over a minute and then calmly replied . ' When white man find land, Indians running it, no taxes, no debt, plenty buffalo, plenty beaver, clean water . Women did all the work, Medicine man free . Indian man spend all day hunting and fishing; all night having sex . ' Then the chief leaned back and smiled . ' Only white man dumb enough to think he could improve system like that . ' :D :lol::lol::lol: |
qazwsxokmijn (102) | ||
| 694703 | 2008-08-04 04:52:00 | My mother just sent me this one!! A blonde was feeling so depressed that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into Wellington Harbour. She went down to the docks and was about to leap into the frigid water when a handsome young sailor saw her teetering on the edge of the pier crying. He took pity on her and said, "Listen, you've got a lot to live for. I'm off to Europe in the morning and if you like, I can stow you away on my ship. I'll take good care of you and bring you food every day". Moving closer, he slipped his arm around her shoulder and added with a wink, "I'll make you happy and you can make me happy." The blonde nodded "Yes" through her tears. After all, what did she have to lose? That night, the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a lifeboat, along with blankets and food. From then on, every night he brought her sandwiches, water, wine and fruit and they would make mad, passionate love until dawn. Three weeks later, during a routine inspection, she was discovered by the Captain. "What the hell are you doing here?" the Captain demanded angrily. "I have an arrangement with one of the sailors," she explained. "I get free food and a trip to Europe . Meanwhile," (she says coyly), "he's taking advantage of me so to speak (wink, wink). "He sure as hell is, lady," the Captain said, "this is the Picton ferry." |
johcar (6283) | ||
| 694704 | 2008-08-04 20:21:00 | Friendship among women: A woman doesn't come home one night. The next morning she tells her husband that she slept over at a friend's house. The man calls his wife's 10 best friends. None of them knows anything about it. Friendship among men: A man doesn't come home one night. The next morning he tells his wife that he slept over at a friend's house. The woman calls her husband's 10 best friends. Eight confirm that he slept over, and two say he is still there. |
sarel (2490) | ||
| 694705 | 2008-08-04 20:23:00 | Julie Andrews was recently honoured for her contribution to The Arts at a concert at Radio City. Her contribution to the evening was an adaptation of her iconic song from The Sound Of Music, suitably updated: Botox and nose drops and needles for knitting/Walkers and handrails and new dental fittings/Bundles of magazines tied up with string/These are a few of my favourite things (...) Hot tea and crumpets and corn pads for bunions/No spicy hot food or food cooked with onions/Bathrobes and heating pads and hot meals they bring/These are a few of my favourite things (...) |
sarel (2490) | ||
| 694706 | 2008-08-05 00:27:00 | What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Association |
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