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| Thread ID: 92836 | 2008-08-24 23:25:00 | Monday Laughs: ............Mixed bag, choose your poison...... | Billy T (70) | PC World Chat |
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| 700077 | 2008-08-25 04:12:00 | Roscoe Thoser sound distinctly like Spike Milligan's work. I agree sounds just like the great man's work to me |
gary67 (56) | ||
| 700078 | 2008-08-25 04:54:00 | The Confession An elderly Italian man who lived on the outskirts of Rimini, Italy, went to the local church for confession. When the priest slid open the panel in the confessional, The man said: 'Father ... During World War II, a beautiful Jewish woman from our neighborhood knocked urgently on my door and asked me to hide her from the Nazis. So I hid her in my attic.' The priest replied: 'That was a wonderful thing you did, and you have no need to confess that.' 'There is more to tell, Father... She started to repay me with sexual favors. This happened several times a week, and sometimes twice on Sundays.' The priest said, 'That was a long time ago and by doing what you did, you placed the two of you in great danger. but two people under those circumstances can easily succumb to the weakness of the flesh. However, if you are truly sorry for your actions, you are indeed forgiven.' 'Thank you, Father. That's a great load off my mind. I do have one more question.' 'And what is that?' asked the priest. 'Should I tell her the war is over?'':D |
smithie 38 (6684) | ||
| 700079 | 2008-08-25 05:16:00 | Ok I'll ask, is this another term for tampons? I don't get it, the phrase that is, as perquisites has always meant the longer version of perks to me It also means something particular to a person, or in this case gender, as indicated by being prefixed by "female" as they have no (direct) relevance to males. You are right though, I was being politically correct to avoid offending any of the more delicate flowers that might inhabit this forum. I'd already made reference to both male and female pudenda (go look it up then) and followed that with a swipe at organised religion so it wasn't a bad effort for a Monday. Cheers Billy 8-{) ;) |
Billy T (70) | ||
| 700080 | 2008-08-26 07:19:00 | HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM ON A BUDGET : 1 . Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots . 2 . Place them on your front porch, along with several empty beer cans, a copy of Guns & Ammo magazine and several NRA magazines . 3 . Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines . 4 . Leave a note on your door that reads: 'Hey Bubba, Duke & Slim, I went to the gun shop for more ammunition . Back in an hour . Don't mess with the pit bulls - they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad . I don't think Killer took part in it, but it was hard to tell from all the blood . P . S . I locked all four of 'em in the house . Better wait outside . ' INSTALLATION COMPLETE!!!! |
Cicero (40) | ||
| 700081 | 2008-08-26 21:52:00 | Whimsical Wednesday.......... 'A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: 'Duh.' -- Conan O'Brien When I go, I want to die like my grandfather.......who passed away peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.' -- Author Unknown 'If life were fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.' -- Johnny Carson 'Sometimes I think war is God's way of teaching us geography.' -- Paul Rodriguez 'My parents didn't want to move to Florida, but they turned sixty-five and that's the law.' --Jerry Seinfeld 'Bigamy is having one wife/husband too many. Monogamy is the same.' -- Oscar Wilde 'Our bombs are smarter than the average high school student. At least they can find Afghanistan.' -- A. Whitney Brown 'Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.' -- W. C. Fields And lastly: 'You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, 'My God, you're right! I never would've thought of that!'' -- Dave Barry Cheers Billy 8-{) |
Billy T (70) | ||
| 700082 | 2008-08-27 11:15:00 | My Mrs has just emailed a pic she thought I'd like, with all the ups and downs with - B00bs On bikes (www.imagef1.net.nz) :eek: is this what all the fuss was about.:) | wainuitech (129) | ||
| 700083 | 2008-08-27 11:24:00 | My Mrs has just emailed a pic she thought I'd like, with all the ups and downs with - B00bs On bikes (www.imagef1.net.nz) :eek: is this what all the fuss was about.:) That just ain't cool yo..... |
qazwsxokmijn (102) | ||
| 700084 | 2008-08-27 20:05:00 | You're a @#$%^&* Wanuitech, here I checked it out with great interest . lol Sarel |
sarel (2490) | ||
| 700085 | 2008-08-27 20:15:00 | So we do have aliens.! Certainly not humanoid!. |
Cicero (40) | ||
| 700086 | 2008-08-27 20:40:00 | You're a @#$%^&* Wanuitech, here I checked it out with great interest. lol Sarel :lol: if it had have been the real pictures - Well I know the forum rules - and no spyware attached. |
wainuitech (129) | ||
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