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Thread ID: 93639 2008-09-25 11:40:00 Vote Metla Metla (12) PC World Chat
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707760 2008-09-25 21:51:00 .... Voting for Metla should culminate in a condition of organisational atrophy and administrative paralysis which will render affectively impossible the coherent and co-ordinated discharge of the government within New Zealand.

That's what we have NOW!!! Oh well, no-one really likes change anyway... :D
johcar (6283)
707761 2008-09-25 21:53:00 Isnt that a description of an MP? Any MP? PJ:crying

Of course! That's why I think that he is well suited. He's already had a charisma bypass. What more could a voter want?:clap
Roscoe (6288)
707762 2008-09-25 22:11:00 Well he is alot prettier then you know who... rob_on_guitar (4196)
707763 2008-09-26 00:46:00 Further more.

Anyone claiming physic abilities will be required to prove it, then given a public flogging upon failure.

Just to weed out the crackpots and delusional twits.

This applies to religious organizations as well, Proof or lose your status.

Cost of imprisonment to be slashed to 1/10 per prisoner, if this means living in holes in the ground then so be it.

All gang houses to be raided on a daily basis, gang members to be hounded on a constant basis. Free passage to a remote island is available to them at anytime they believe they are getting mistreated.

Instead of a constant stream of new invasive laws the Police will instead use the ones we currently have that just get ignored.

Subsidized motorcycles for everyone.

All benefits for ex-MP's removed

Rob can be minister of Guitar.

Greg can have any job he wishes

Roscoe can be chief of silly walks.
Metla (12)
707764 2008-09-26 01:19:00 Roscoe can be chief of silly walks.

Make that Minister of Silly Walks and I accept.

I'm very qualified as I'm totally unmusical - and that's both legs.:waughh:
Roscoe (6288)
707765 2008-09-26 01:29:00 Anyone claiming physic abilities will be required to prove it, then given a public flogging upon failure.

This applies to religious organizations as well, Proof or lose your status.

Cost of imprisonment to be slashed to 1/10 per prisoner, if this means living in holes in the ground then so be it.

All gang houses to be raided on a daily basis, gang members to be hounded on a constant basis. Free passage to a remote island is available to them at anytime they believe they are getting mistreated.

Excellent. Go register yourself and you have my vote.
pctek (84)
707766 2008-09-26 04:20:00 Metz... I think you should take up the role seriously. Why not go for it! Greg (193)
707767 2008-09-26 04:35:00 Greg can have any job he wishes


I think I'd ask to be Minister of Defence.
Greg (193)
707768 2008-09-26 04:49:00 Further more.

Anyone claiming physic abilities will be required to prove it, then given a public flogging upon failure.

Just to weed out the crackpots and delusional twits.

This applies to religious organizations as well, Proof or lose your status.

Cost of imprisonment to be slashed to 1/10 per prisoner, if this means living in holes in the ground then so be it.

All gang houses to be raided on a daily basis, gang members to be hounded on a constant basis. Free passage to a remote island is available to them at anytime they believe they are getting mistreated.

Instead of a constant stream of new invasive laws the Police will instead use the ones we currently have that just get ignored.

Subsidized motorcycles for everyone.

All benefits for ex-MP's removed

Rob can be minister of Guitar.

Greg can have any job he wishes

Roscoe can be chief of silly walks.

Two points I particularly agree with:

Taggers want public notice... I think the stocks should be re-introduced to give it to them. Every Wednesday we could go down to parliament grounds and line up with cabbage and tomatoes. Nothing like a bit of public humiliation to discourage them. Either that or it should be legal to stab them if you catch them.

And has anyone seen the film "Battle Royale"? I think that's what should happen with gangs.
As Jesus said "He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword". Except in this case it would involve crossbows, chainsaws, and grenades on Somes Island.
Also, it could be televised in place of "Who wants to be a millionaire"(Kiwi edition, not British) and all other Kiwi reality shows (or any reality show, they're all pretty bad).
Thebananamonkey (7741)
707769 2008-09-26 05:22:00 I wouldn't give tuppence for Danny Watson,so that's a bit of a worry. Cicero (40)
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