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| Thread ID: 93534 | 2008-09-21 23:10:00 | Monday Laughs: ............Let's pick on the Irish | Billy T (70) | PC World Chat |
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| 706805 | 2008-09-23 01:33:00 | McQuillan walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini, each time removing the olives and placing them in a jar . When the jar was filled with olives and all the drinks consumed, he started to leave . "S'cuse me," said a customer, who was puzzled over what McQuillan had done . "What was that all about?" "Nothing," he replied, "my wife just sent me out for a jar of olives . " Barty was trapped in a bog and seemed a goner when Big Mick O'Reilly wandered by . "Help!" Barty shouted, "Oi'm sinkin'!" Don't worry," assured Mick . "Next to the Strong Muldoon, Oi'm the strongest man in Erin, and Oi'll pull ye right out o' there . " Mick leaned out and grabbed Barty's hand and pulled and pulled to no avail . After two more unsuccessful attempts, Mick said to Barty, "Shure, an' Oi can't do it . The Strong Muldoon could do it alone, mebbe, but Oi'll have to get some help . " As Mick was leaving, Barty called "Mick! Mick! D'ye think it will help if Oi pull me feet out of the stirrups? A cop pulls up Barty and Joey-Jim, both the worse for drink, and says to the first, "What's your name and address?" "I'm Barty O'Day, of no fixed address . " The cop turns to the second drunk, and asks the same question . "I'm Joey-Jim O'Flaherty, and I live in the flat above Barty . " |
wratterus (105) | ||
| 706806 | 2008-09-23 01:42:00 | ----- Original > The seven dwarfs always left to go work in the mine early each morning . As always, Snow White stayed home doing her domestic chores . As lunchtime approached, she would prepare their lunch and carry it to the mine . One day as she arrived at the mine with the lunch, she saw that there had been a terrible cave-in . Tearfully, and fearing the worst, Snow White began calling out, hoping against hope that the dwarfs had somehow survived . 'Hello! . . . Hello!' she shouted . 'Can anyone hear me? Hello!' For a long while, there was no answer . Losing hope, Snow White again shouted, 'Hello! Is anyone down there?' Just as she was about to give up all hope, she heard a faint voice from deep within the mine, singing, 'Vote for Winston Peters - Vote for Winston Peters Snow White fell to her knees and prayed, 'Oh, thank you, God! At least Dopey is still alive . This email was cleaned by emailStripper, available for free from . papercut . biz/emailStripper . htm" target="_blank">www . papercut . biz |
Cicero (40) | ||
| 706807 | 2008-09-23 02:46:00 | You're a little late there Cic. Check out page one. It's a good one though, especially with the news today that he's been found guilty. |
Thebananamonkey (7741) | ||
| 706808 | 2008-09-23 05:25:00 | Paddy phones an ambulance because his mate's been hit by a car. Paddy: 'Get an ambulance here quick, he's bleeding from his nose and ears and I tink both his legs are broken.' Operator: 'What is your location sir?' Paddy: 'Outside number 28 Eucalyptus Street .' Operator: 'How do you spell that sir?' Silence and after a minute. Operator: 'Are you there sir?' Silence and a minute later. Operator: 'Sir, can you hear me?' This goes on for another few minutes until .... Operator: 'Sir, please answer me. Can you still hear me?' Paddy: 'Yes, sorry bout dat. I just dragged him round to number 3 Oak Street .' :D |
smithie 38 (6684) | ||
| 706809 | 2008-09-23 12:41:00 | O'Reilly arrived home from the pub much the worse for wear, making one hell of a din. Mrs 'Reilly called out "what in heavens name are you doing?" "I am trying to get a barrel of Guinness upstairs" "Leave it there till the morning" "I can't, I drunk it!" |
KenESmith (6287) | ||
| 706810 | 2008-09-23 13:23:00 | How did the irishman burn his ear? The phone rang while he was ironing. |
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