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| Thread ID: 93945 | 2008-10-07 22:13:00 | Sexism | Happy Harry (321) | PC World Chat |
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| 710511 | 2008-10-07 22:13:00 | As I have had a go at politics and religion, now a small foray into sexism. How do you know that a woman is going to say something intelligent?? She starts her sentence with " A man once told me" HH |
Happy Harry (321) | ||
| 710512 | 2008-10-08 06:19:00 | Are you aware that your remarks could be used at your inquest to prove suicide? | R2x1 (4628) | ||
| 710513 | 2008-10-08 07:26:00 | Don't let your wife, girlfriend, partner hear you say that. It's like asking why do women have smaller feet? So they can get closer to the sink. Or why are wedding dresses white? because in the old days all kitchen appliances were white. My wife would kill me if she read this | gary67 (56) | ||
| 710514 | 2008-10-08 19:37:00 | Why don't men wear tight underwear? It cuts off circulation to the brain! What's the difference between a man and a chimpanzee? One is hairy, smelly and is always scratching himself. The other is a chimpanzee. Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera? Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time. How many men does it take to screw a light bulb? A.One - men will screw anything. What is a man's idea of doing housework? Lifting his leg so you can vacuum. How do men exercise on the beach? By sucking in their stomach everytime they see a biki Why is a woman different from a PC? A woman won't accept a 3½" floppy." What's the best way to kill a man? Put a naked blonde and a six-pack in front of him. Then tell him to pick only one. |
pctek (84) | ||
| 710515 | 2008-10-08 19:51:00 | Why don't men wear tight underwear? It cuts off circulation to the brain! What's the difference between a man and a chimpanzee? One is hairy, smelly and is always scratching himself . The other is a chimpanzee . Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera? Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time . How many men does it take to screw a light bulb? A . One - men will screw anything . What is a man's idea of doing housework? Lifting his leg so you can vacuum . How do men exercise on the beach? By sucking in their stomach everytime they see a biki Why is a woman different from a PC? A woman won't accept a 3½" floppy . " What's the best way to kill a man? Put a naked blonde and a six-pack in front of him . Then tell him to pick only one . Yikes!! :blush: <nofam whimpers pitifully and hides behind the sofa> |
nofam (9009) | ||
| 710516 | 2008-10-08 20:50:00 | Is there enough space behind the sofa? Surely Happy Harry's already there? |
Laura (43) | ||
| 710517 | 2008-10-08 20:54:00 | Is there enough space behind the sofa? Not really - 3/4 of the forum is already cowering there in cowardly fashion!! :p |
nofam (9009) | ||
| 710518 | 2008-10-08 21:07:00 | Stop sweating guys, it's getting bloody hot back here! ;) | wratterus (105) | ||
| 710519 | 2008-10-08 21:18:00 | Come on guys, Kai Kaha! | BobM (1138) | ||
| 710520 | 2008-10-08 21:21:00 | *echoes* Kia Kaha! :D |
wratterus (105) | ||
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