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Thread ID: 93884	2008-10-05 18:47:00	Monday Laughs: ............Man vs Woman, the unequal contest.	Billy T (70)	PC World Chat

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709841	2008-10-09 07:03:00	Oooh, this is great . . . . . 13 of the finest double-entendres that were aired on British TV & Radio . 1 . Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator - “And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria . I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing!” 2 . New Zealand Rugby Commentator - “Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl Gibson comes inside of him . ” 3 . Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator - “This is really a lovely horse . I once rode her mother . ” 4 . Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977 - “Ah, isn’t that nice . The wife of the Cambridge President is kissing the Cox of the Oxford crew . ” 5 . US PGA Commentator - “One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer) is playing so well is that, before each tee shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them . . . . . Oh my god!!!!! What have I just said?!!!!” 6 . Carenza Lewis about finding food in the Middle Ages on ‘Time Team Live’ said: “You’d eat beaver if you could get it . ” 7 . A female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn’t, turned to the weatherman and asked, “So Bob, where’s that eight inches you promised me last night?” Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too, because they were laughing so hard! 8 . Steve Ryder covering the US Masters: “Ballesteros felt much better today after getting a 69 yesterday . ” 9 . Clair Frisby talking about a jumbo hot dog on Look North said: “There’s nothing like a big hot sausage inside you on a cold night like this . ” 10 Mike Hallett discussing missed snooker shots on Sky Sports: “Stephen Hendry jumps on Steve Davis’s misses every chance he gets . ” 11 . Michael Buerk on watching Phillipa Forrester cuddle up to a male astronomer for warmth during BBC1’s UK eclipse coverage remarked: They seem cold out there, they’re rubbing each other and he’s only come in his shorts . ” 12 . Ken Brown commentating on golfer Nick Faldo and his caddie Fanny Sunneson lining-up shots at the Scottish Open: “Some weeks Nick likes to use Fanny, other weeks he prefers to do it by himself . ” 13 . A female commentator asks Ally Mcoist - after he is taken off before half time - so Ally how does it feel being pulled off at half time - to which he answered - its gotta be better than cream cakes and tea!!!	SolMiester (139)
709842	2008-10-09 20:42:00	No, its about stereotypes. One of the IT girls does cros-stitch too. I know some guys who aren't into gaming at all, and work in IT. I some guys who couldn't care less about computers at all too. Related to this, I was quite surprised when I started work at an IT center. A lot of people there didn't care about computers at all, it was just their job. Like a wine expert that doesnt really enjoy wine. Just happens to be very good at it	mejobloggs (264)
709843	2008-10-09 21:26:00	14. The cricket commentator who said... "The batsman is Holding, the bowlers Willey. Ken PS Oval Test 1976, England -v- West Indies, Brian Johnston - referring to Michael Holding and Peter Willey.	kenj (9738)
709844	2008-10-09 22:21:00	I was quite surprised when I started work at an IT center . A lot of people there didn't care about computers at all, it was just their job . Sad isn't it . How can you go to work all day to something you aren't excited about .	pctek (84)
709845	2008-10-09 22:34:00	Sad isn't it. How can you go to work all day to something you aren't excited about. Unfortunately, that probably describes 80% of the working population :(	nofam (9009)
709846	2008-10-09 23:47:00	LOL....#1, it was amazing....!	SolMiester (139)
709847	2008-10-10 01:12:00	I've used a log splitter and funnily enough they split cheeses, not logs, unless you consider something about a meter long a log. But I guess it goes like this.... Two guys in the hardware store. One says, I"ve got a new cheese splitter." and the other. "Oooh! I've got a new cake mixer."	mark c (247)
709848	2008-10-10 02:15:00	Haha, all these comments inspire me with great hope for the future, D-Day is set for June 27th next year. Luckily for me, I have setup SWMBO with a Loaded Card instead of a Visa ;)	Chilling_Silence (9)
709849	2008-10-10 02:31:00	You've set the date eh, good stuff! :thumbs: The idea of a missus + a credit card is somewhat concerning to me. :p	wratterus (105)
709850	2008-10-10 02:33:00	Haha, all these comments inspire me with great hope for the future, D-Day is set for June 27th next year. Luckily for me, I have setup SWMBO with a Loaded Card instead of a Visa ;) Oh dear.. do that once and they expect it all the time! And please, don't think that SWMBO will even consider loading it herself. A loaded credit card is just the same as a normal credit card but you pay for it at the other end. Ken :banana	kenj (9738)
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